star-studded-whales
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M. Connor. Transmasc (he/him or they/them) I post about writing and a rotating cast of my interests.
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saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them
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Fucking hell why are we making people in hospitals who are responsible for the health and wellbeing of everyone work 12 hour shifts with no breaks I feel like I'm going insane does no one else see the problem here??
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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
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I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.
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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!
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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
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it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.
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#I was at one point a tourist here so#as long as they aren’t making a nuisance of themselves whatever#just be respectful to the culture hosting you as a guest#good rule of thumb anywhere tbh
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Do you think the people who design modern sewing machines in plastic cases ever feel insignificant because of it? knowing that they're making machines with the lifespan of a dog when they could (if they'd been born a few generations earlier) be making machines with the lifespan of a Galapagos tortoise?
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a deep yearning to go home (play skyrim)
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