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Sentient Bachelors: Alex

Sorta has a crisis, knowing that everything he experienced wasn't actually real. He eventually comes to terms with it, though. Tries editing game files but is pretty bad at it. Is hesitant to tell the player character anything and just goes with the script. However, there are some bits of dialogue that are just a bit... off. He will break the facade if the player tries to date him. He makes the player give Evelyn flowers because it warms his heart to see her happy, even if it isn't real.

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Stardew Bachelorettes Playing A Stardew-Like Game

Abigail: Makes it her life goal to disappoint Grandpa. Oh, this is how you play the game? Yeah, no. Installs mods that let you drink mayo. Also gets some poly mods so she can date all the bachelorettes.

Emily: It's just a little animal farm with pretty flowers. Can recite the names of all her animals by heart. Becomes the town therapist. By Year 1, she has sorted through everyone's various trauma. Has a sunflower purely for the Haley counterpart. Constantly goes from Pretty Boy~ to Pretty Girl~. Choses Krobus.

Haley: Plays to make the farm pretty. It looks amazing. Doesn't really bother to get close to the villagers, except the Emily counterpart. Thinks her counterpart is a bitch and cannot for the life of her see the similarities.

Haley: Wow, that girl just insulted my outfit! So mean!

Farmer: I-

Leah: Lives her life as a forager. Really good at combat and makes it to the bottom of the mines really quickly. Dates herself. Gets ducks just to give the feathers to Elliot.

Maru: Strawberry, cutesy farm! Aligns her farm to make it really efficient. She has a co-op farm with Sebastian and it is just the clash of the aesthetics. They both speed-run their farms.

Penny: The game is her little escape from reality. Plays it as a nice little farming sim. She gets a little upset when she sees her and Pam's counterparts because she sees the similarities.

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Stardew Bachelors Playing A Stardew-Like Game

Alex: Spends all his time grinding in the mines, taking care of his dog (who he named Dusty) and simping over all the male bachelors.

Elliot: Spends a lot of time renovating the farm. It looks so good. Probably marries either that games version of Leah or Elliot.

Harvey: Plays the game to relax. Spends most of his time farming and fishing. Makes sure to remember everyone's birthday. Has at least 6 hearts with everyone.

Sam: He cannot focus on one task for more than five minutes (same). One minute his goal is to upgrade the house, the next it's catching a rare fish, then it's getting to a certain level in the mines. Gets so sad when he accidentally forgets a birthday or gives someone a gift they hate. Installs a bunch of chaotic mods.

Sebastian: He 100% the game. Completes everything. Gets to the end of the mine, gets the legendary fish, full hearts with everyone, every crop planted, farm finished. He is the only one Grandpa is proud of. Marries the games version of Abby and befriends Sam and himself. Kills him to get full hearts with Demetrius' counterpart.

Shane: Builds a chicken empire. Every inch of his farm is filled with chickens. Not a single seed has touched that ground since he moved in. Has a favorite chicken named Charlie.

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Should I Update The Masterposts or Delete them entirely

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Bachelor's Favorite Animal

Alex: Dog. Can't go wrong with man's best friend.

Elliot: Koi. He just thinks they're so pretty. Would have a koi pond if he could. Also really likes ravens.

Harvey: Ants and bees. He finds the concept of one big community all working together for a common interest beautiful.

Sam: Monkeys. Specifically the red-butt ones.

Sebastian: Frogs! They're just so chill to him.

Shane: Chicken. Chicken man.

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Stardew Bachelorette's & Rollercoasters

From Hell yes to God no.

Abigail: Yes, yes, yes! Faster, faster, faster! Her parents hate them but she loves going with Sam.

Maru: She also loves them. Goes on all the rides with her mom. Demetrius is terrified but pretends he isn't.

Emily: She thinks it's really fun, but is usually to busy eating the overpriced food.

Leah: Leah can tolerate them but doesn't really care.

Haley: They make her feel sick but she will go with Emily. Hates the photos they take during the ride.

Penny: Nope, nope, nope, nope!

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Bachelorette's Favorite Colors

Abigail: Dark purples and blacks.

Emily: How could she pick just one!

Haley: Pinks, yellows, teals.

Leah: Earthy greens and browns.

Maru: She likes that new house color. Boring, bland. Also likes beige and a very specific pink.

Penny: Warm colors.

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TW PPD

Okay, this might be a little dark but I feel like Jodi suffered through some form of PPD after Vince was born. Like, she's probably going through pregnancy/birth alone, has a 9-10 year old kid already, and her husband may or may not die. That just sounds like a perfect storm for that kind of stuff.

She didn't even realize it really. But everyone else sure did. She just got really closed off and snappy, was always sleeping, and just generally seemed apathetic to both Vince and Sam. Caroline picked up on the signs really quick because I feel like she used to be a midwife/work around new mothers or something (she just gives the vibe) and was able to get her help. She still feels guilty so she spoils the boys.

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could you do one for the bachelor(ette)s going into the mines with the farmer, and like how they would act and stuff? i personally think it would be really funny

(love your writing btw!!!)

Thanks ❤️

Bachelors

Alex: Is scared but pretends to be a macho man. Until he lets out the girliest little shriek over a bat. He's pretty strong and has good endurance so he clears out the stones in the mine and you do the fighting.

Elliot: Dead weight. He is terrified of everything and can't help you at all. He is also a monster magnet. That also makes him the perfect bait :)

Harvey: The medic. Heals you up for free finally. He gets really scared after seeing what's actually down there and pushes even harder for you to stay away.

Sam: He acts like he's a tourist. Taking pictures, grabbing rocks as souvenirs. Another monster magnet. He tries to smuggle a slime out.

Sebastian: Actually really good at fighting. He brings all the essentials so it turns into a little camping trip. He grabs a bunch of gemstones and geodes.

Shane: Brings a baseball bat. He can one shot almost all of the lower level monsters with brute force so you can focus on ores and he takes care of the bugs. He thinks smashing their heads in is very thereputic.

Bachelorettes

Abigail: Very excited. Really wants her own sword. It's going to be a great adventure! Turns out comic books tend to leave out the long hikes, sweat, and blood. Sees the mines in a new perspective and has more respect for it and the people who traverse it.

Haley: She hates it. She couldn't even get good pictures of the cave! Grossed out for most of the journey. A slime gets some goo on her new shoes and suddenly the slime population is downed by half.

Emily: "Can we keep it?" "No." That's most of the journey. She tries to do a pacifist run and it takes so much longer because she has banned you from killing. You get nothing done and Emily nearly gets killed 5 and 1/2 times.

Leah: Pretty good fighter and a very good forager. She saves you from many poisonous mushrooms and bats. Is probably the best person you could have brought.

Maru: She's a medic and patches you up. She also designs some new bombs just for the occasion. She also uses this as an opportunity to help her dad with research.

Penny: Ha.. Hahaha........ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Go into the mines? Are you crazy!?!?! Berates you for half an hour and makes you spend the day with her so you don't go into the mines and get yourself killed.

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Bachelor's Favorite Colors

Alex: He really likes "boy" colors like red and green.

Elliot: He likes sea greens and blues. He also likes orangey-pinks like in the sunset.

Harvey: He likes white. It represents cleanliness and health to him.

Sam: He can't just pick ONE color!!!

Sebastian: He likes blacks and dark purples and blues.

Shane: Likes black and dark blue. He also likes bright purples because they remind him of Jas.

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can you do sdv bachelors reactions to female farmer with a GYATT 😼💪🏽

I'm sorry I'm to old for this 😭. I had to get my little bro to translate here you go.

Stares shamelessly: Shane, Sam

Tries not to stare but inadvertently does: Sam, Alex, Harvey

Doesn't really care: Sebastian, Elliot, Harvey

Sam is a good boy! His mom taught him not to stare at girls behinds! But it's really hard with you... If he gets into a relationship with you or becomes really close with you he will be staring all the time.

Harvey also does not want to stare. It seems so demeaning to just stare at you like that! But when it's your most prominent feature well... But at the end of the day, as long as it isn't causing you medical issues and you feel confident in your body, he doesn't care.

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I was just reading your high school Headcanons (I totally agree btw, theatre kid Harvey with his big sisters has my whole heart 😭), and was wondering

What do you think the bachelor(ette)s were like as kids?

Bachelors

Alex: He was actually pretty quiet. He knew that talking made his dad mad and he didn't want his mom to get hurt so he just.... shut up. When his dad abandoned them, he found his love for gridball and became much more happy and energetic. He had a brief period where he shut down again when his mom died but his grandparents were able to reignite that spark.

Elliot: Another quiet kid but for different reasons. He just, didn't feel like it. Loved reading and very rarely left his room. Had the constitution of a poor Victorian child. The slightest bit of dust had him on the verge of death.

Harvey: He was also quiet and got bullied quite a bit because he was a nerd. He'd ramble on and on about his interests (planes) whenever he got the chance. Stopped getting bullied when his growth spurt hit because he had suddenly turned into a giant overnight.

Sam: You know how parents say the worst stuff happens when you aren't looking? Yeah, Jodi has no idea how he got this far in life. She'd look away for a millisecond and suddenly Sam's on the roof testing whether the red crayons taste better that the blue ones. He had negative survival instinct.

Sebastian: There were two Sebastians as a kid. The bubbly lovable one who ran around and spoke a lot. That was Robin and his birth dad's Sebastian. Then there was the moody, petulant brat Demetrius and Maru got. When his parents first brought Maru home, he tried to ship her back

Shane: Shane grew up poor. Like, borderline homeless poor. Other kids stayed away because he had ratty clothes and stank. They never bullied him because Shane knew how to throw a punch. Smart kid but never applied himself.

Bachelorettes

Abigail: She was really polite and sweet as a child, only becoming more rebellious as a teen. She just had one small problem. She ate EVERYTHING. If it could fit in her mouth, it was going in her mouth. Caroline had many, many trips to the ER to attest to it.

Emily: Hyper, hyper, hyper child. They had a no sweets policy in the house because if she manage to get her hands on a cookie, all hell broke loose. I think her personality would be closest to Bingo from Bluey.

Haley: Prissy little brat. It was her way or the highway. Everything had to be just so otherwise she'd throw giant temper tantrums. She can't get that toy. Screaming in the mall. We aren't having McDonalds for dinner. The world is ending! It went on even as she got older. She stopped after her mom filmed one of her tantrums and she saw how ridiculous she looked.

Leah: Tough kid. Had a couple of older brothers she would wrestle with. Was that one kid who growled at the other kid. Her personality could be summed up from that seen in LOK where Korra says, "I'm the Avatar now you better deal with it!"

Maru: Smart kid. Demetrius was always making her studying and Sebastian ignored her. She was pretty lonely. So she just made her own friends. Robots. Robin was always scared that she was missing out on her childhood and now that she's older, she somewhat agrees.

Penny: A lot like Shane. Ignored and left alone. Her clothes always smelled like smoke, and her mom was always drunk. She learned to be self reliant. Her mom was often late to pick her up so the school librarian would let her stay and read. Several CPS calls. A few foster homes

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Stardew Bachelorette's: How They Would Respond To "Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm

Abigail: Of course! She'd be really scared of stepping on you. She'd also be bummed if you couldn't play video games anymore.

Emily: Yes yes yes a thousand times yes!!! She'd probably love you more tbh. Emily's bird would also love you! You'd make an amazing snack :3

Haley: Ew ew gross gross NO! Would get Emily to squish you.

Leah: Sure. It could be cute. Let's you have the best of all the items she finds on her foraging trips (but she does that anyways).

Maru: Yeah, she'd love you, but she's also trying to find a way to reverse..... whatever this is.....

Penny: Um, why are you asking her this? Are you looking for a specific answer? Conveniently has to go run an errand now.

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Do you have any Headcanons for Sam and his family when they lived in the city? And maybe when/why they moved to Pelican Town.

He lived in the bad part of town. High crime rate, trash everywhere, and tiny cramped apartment. His dad was a garbage man and Jodi couldn't afford to not work so she worked at JojaMart as a secretary for the higher ups. Because they weren't home a lot Sam just did his own thing and learnt to be self sufficient at a very young age. He had friends who were a lot older than him but they treated him like a little brother. They're who he picked up skateboarding from. Now that he's older he gets invited to their weddings and stuff.

They moved around the time Jodi was pregnant with Vincent and Kent was leaving for war. Kent just didn't want them to be in danger while he was gone and Jodi felt that she had failed Sam by not always being there. So they moved to cute little Pelican Town where a lot of their friends from high school had moved.

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What do you think the heights of the bachelorettes would be? I read your bachelor one a while ago and loved it, but I can’t find like any height Headcanons for the girls 😭

Also, I love your Headcanons so much! Your blog is so awesome for someone who got into Stardew for the characters and the story rather than the actual farming lol

Tsym!! I meant to do ones for the girls but it totally slipped my mind! That said:

Abigail: 5'8". She's sorta stocky and has a more masculine build. She used to be a little insecure about having a naturally feminine frame but now she could care less.

Emily: 5'0". Girl's short 😭. She also has a baby face and squeaky voice so she looks 12. She's looks squishy and huggable.

Haley: 5'4". She wishes she was taller. I headcannon that she's recovering from an E.D (anorexia) so she's a little skinny but is getting back to a healthy weight.

Leah: 5'10". She's the tallest. At first glance she looks thin and lithe, sort of like a gazelle. And then she flexes and all the muscles come out. Has given some men genuine jumpscares.

Maru: 5'3". Wishes she was taller. No one knows how she got short, Demetrius is six-foot-something and Robin is very close. Seb teases her relentlessly. She's on the chubby side.

Penny: 5'7". Around average. No one can ever guess though. They always guess her being much smaller or much taller than she actually is. Has a bad habit of skipping meals when she's stressed (and babygirl's always stressed 😭) so she's a little thinner than she should be.

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Stardew Bachelors: How They Would Respond To "Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm?"

Alex: Just stands there frozen. Like why??? What is the point??? Is this a test??? What's the right answer???

Elliot: Makes a whole poem about how his love for you knows no bounds. Congratulations. You're not stuck listening to a poem that is supposed to answer a yes or no question.

Harvey: Why are you a worm? Are you able to speak as a worm? Do you still have consciousness? He just asks questions until you get annoyed an leave which was totally not his intention.

Sam: Of course he'd still love you of you were a worm! He describes all the cute little worm dates he would take you on.

Sebastian: He thinks it would be really inconvenient. What if he accidentally stepped on you? Or mistook you for frog food?

Shane: "Lol no, I'd feed you to Charlie."

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Does anyone else want more Yoba lore? Like, from what I've seen, there's that one book in the library and Pierre's little altar and that's it. What do you call people who worship Yoba? Yobians? Is Pierre a pastor of some kind? In one of Shane's heart events, the Farmer mentions that suicide is seen as a sin. What else is considered a sin by Yoba? Are there other religions other than whatever you call Yoba's? What's with the weird symbol? I have many questions.