I'm as single as a prokaryote.
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before supernatural: what is supernatural
after supernatural: what isn't supernatural
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“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”
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if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
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when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
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Late Night Challenge!
Choose one of the mood/tone adjectives below. In 500 words or less, describe a setting based around that word. Description only; no dialogue, no personal action. Do not use the word in your piece. Tag your responses with your chosen word and of course #fycd.
Desolate
Subdued
Welcoming
Serene
Hopeful
Cold
Gloomy
Haunting
Thoughtful
Listless
Giddy
Nightmarish
Heartbroken
Dreamy
Lonely
Quixotic
And go.
- Allie
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ew dont touch me
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whatever
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why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
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that girl you just called stupid? that’s a chair. you’re stupid.
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