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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Muslims protect Christians in Kenya bus attack

According to the BBC, gunmen ambushed a bus in Kenya, attempting to divide those on board based on religion. However, the Muslim passengers reportedly refused to split. More information on the deadly attack and act of bravery.

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Tweet of the night

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Just some of my favorite tweets from the night

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by It’s the Tie

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Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

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I know Christian memes are ridiculous but this one is actually kind of relatable

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I’ve been ready for October since last October

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anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck's sake

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what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

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This is too funny.

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a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

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have you guys seen those dash buttons from amazon prime that are like, physical buttons that you can set up to push and it automatically reorders what the button has programmed on it

I could literally have a physical button in my house that would buy and send me goldfish directly to my house in 2 days

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beyonce: im gon break one of ur cameras during my performance

mtv: no ur not..

beyonce: i'm going to

mtv: yes ma’am