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pride time 😳😳

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twisty bastard

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crispy bastard man

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somebody: whatchu thinking about

me:

my mind: PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOU PLEASE, NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY YOU SEEM SO MORTIFIED IS IT IN THE COLD AIR PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOU PLEASE NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY HE CRIES OH THIS ISNT FAIR OH HOW I WOULDN'T DARE FULL OF DESPAIR AND HOW I WOULDNT CARE

me: nothing much

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chris hair. that is all.

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hmm. yes

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~𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮~

{Link to the fanfic}

Hehehe I finally drew it guys :>

This is the first time I’ve ever tried to properly draw kissing, so uh, I hope this is good?? I’m really proud of the coloring in the first one and the pose in the second one at least

Yeah…………….. I’m kinda trash for this ship, juuust a little :>

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Here’s a nifty little diagram: the Danger-o-meter!

I thought I’d make a helpful scale for my different portrayals of Christopher. Of course, they’re all dangerous in their own right, but I made this scale in terms of “How safe would you be standing next to him, without anyone else around”

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Kennith: Christopher, do the thing!

Vampire!Christopher: No.

Kennith: Aw come on, please??

Vamp!Christopher: I said /no./

Kennith: *sad puppy eyes*

Vamp!Christopher: ……

Vamp!Christopher: …*resigned sigh*

Vamp!Christopher: *Vampire Hiss™*

Kennith: :D !!!

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Christopher Pierre is an underrated lgbtq icon. here's why; BIIIIIITCH!

reason number #1. UHHHHH, skinny legend?? LOOK AT THAT F*CKING THIGH GAP. He could leap frog off a f*ckin- skyscraper. Uhh? No skin? No problem. You can never rock this outfit. SKINNY LEGEND CHARON COULD NEVER SWING A BAT SO HARD IT WOULD TWIST HIS STOMACH, C'MONN!

reason number #2; UHHH, KING OF DISMANTILING CORRUPT VAIN TRUE REFLECTIONS. HE SAID "F*CK YOUR ACTUAL FORM B*TCH" ALL ON HIS OWN. The mirrors are all team but The Distortionist only needs himself. We stan a good anarchist YES SWEETIE!!!

reason number thrEe! UHH, if gay face is a thing then The Distortionist is a gosh darn PIONEER. He is serving looks. SERVING LOOKS!!! He is a waiter and brought a full course f*cking meal. Can we get looks to table number 1 please?

Look at the strut. GET IT BITCH! Ab-so-lute-ly a power bottom we can get behind

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Hoo boy okay

Thought you’ve seen the last of COLORBARS!Christopher? Well, too bad!

This started out with me thinking, “Okay, I have an idea of what ‘LIGHT SHOW’ would sound like: it’s basically a faster and techno version of ‘The Distortionist.’ I know that I can imagine it, but I kinda want to actually hear it.”

So then I went and used the first online music composer that I could find to make this little clip. It’s not exactly what I had in mind, but it’s okay. Then after putting in the main melody of “The Distortionist,” I just kinda decided to throw in the “COLORBARS” melody as the harmony on a whim

Anyway yeah here’s this thing I made

I had a bit of fun making it

(Fun fact: this somewhat syncs up with the “LIGHT SHOW” gif!)

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Christopher Pierre WILL pay!

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bro…you just posted christopher pierre….you’re going to gain a subscriber

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Christopher: *splits oreo in half* *puts oreo halves on his cheek*

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Hahahahaha

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who agrees that typing out “Christopher Pierre” in general is weird

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Hey, based on old answers, are there ways chris can get rid of the other members of the monochrome squad?

“Get rid of?”

I assume you mean “how does Christopher get them to leave him alone”

Well, if blatantly telling them to go away doesn’t work, he’ll probably send them off to do some useless errand. And of course they’ll go through with doing it, no matter how difficult, tedious, or inane the task is. So all Christopher has to do then is use his imagination haha