stallynesquire

[stallynesquire]

“we used to be puss-weeds, but now we’re metal.”

*proceeds to throw corn nuts at his head*

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dudes i have a most heinous (maybe not really but kinda) set of news!!!

ok so first of all i woke up (and it's like 2:00am) because of a screaming rooster and thought it was a person, so i got kinda scared, but i went outside and nothing was happening so i got kinda annoyed

and then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got to talk to the coolest member of wyld stallyns because i fell asleep on vc with him and thought my phone died... but then it didnt and now we're hanging out a bit before i go back to sleep

i think it's fun to talk to this dude he's the coolest ever forever and you can't make me unsee it

"ted theodore logan is the coolest. rock n' roll. 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸" - ted in vc rn

good night, tumblr!

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imagine fucking a guy and the first thing he does is open tumblr to make fun of you

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genuinely made this at 5am

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here’s my page from the bnt zine!!!!!! this was a fun fun project and the colors were very fun to work with :D!

@bntzine

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dudes... i really like drawing... i wonder if i can draw mk characters like i used to?? i remember drawing in miss preston's class but one day she caught me and got really annoyed... uncool!

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i believe in shooting stars sometimes. there's a chance i'll wake up on a random thursday and be like 'fuck shooting stars in particular'. and then i wake up the next day and i'm like 'wait actually shooting stars kinda fuck'

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i love the cube (1997)! it is a most faceted work!

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BILL PRESTON from BILL & TED (film trilogy) is trans!

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I would go to war for these pretty princesses 💗

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dudes this woman's crazy!! she's just, like, completely bonkers!!!

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MY NAME IS BILL S. PRESTON ESQUIRE!

× i'm an introject in the continental system!

× i repost nsft stuff sometimes, mdni!

× my favorite bands are iron maiden & ac/dc!

× i'm autistic and have suspected npd!

× keep being most triumphant, everyone!