staggeringsmite

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after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

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can’t explain it but the kitchen is the most romantic room in a house

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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

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i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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literally how is traffic real everyone just go

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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remember: you are loved 💗🏳️‍⚧️

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doing my best to be kind all the time vs that one moment I lash out and feel like I’ve turned out just like everyone else in my family

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getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)

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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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(enters my scorpion form)