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Guys I know we’re all hoping Good Omens S3 makes things better… but what if it makes it worse??? Like literally what if somehow circumstances cause Az and Crowley to hurt one another worse I JUST HAD THIS REALIZATION AND I AM PANICKINF
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Percy Jackson, 12 years old and the subject of a nation-wide manhunt: Sometimes, it's just nice to be wanted
Grover, stress eating a tin can: Not by the fucking law it's not
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The designs are going to change most likely but I came up with this concept about these two girls in an all girls catholic school falling in love and also they summon this girl who died like 30 years ago and find out shit about their school and also they befriend the ghost
Definitely don’t like the designs so I’ll mess around with it more
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porcupine, i wish i could hold you tightly, and i know you wish you could be hugged as well. and it isn’t your fault you have such sharp quills, and it isn’t your fault nobody ever taught you how to lay them down on your back.
i just wish you tried harder to learn.
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that’s so funny imagine having beef with some immortal being and your great great great great grandson adopts her and ends your bloodline with some boy you’d probably hate who also kind of adopted her
guys guys guys
I just realized something about Ambrosius.
He's the descendant of Gloreth herself, the first knight & hero of the realm.
He's in a gay relationship with Ballister, and his siblings weren't mentioned, so it's safe to assume he's an only child. He can't have kids of his own because he's with a man.
The Knights, as well as the wall ended with Ballister's & Ambrosius' generation.
Gloreth's blooDLINE HAS ENDED WITH HIM
THE FACT THAT HE WONT CONTINUE HIS BLOOD LINE EMPHASIZES THE FACT THAT NO MORE "HERO'S OF THE REALM" WILL BE
HE ENDED WHAT GLORETH STARTED
You can see in the movie that he's being treated differently for being her descendant, and now her bloodline will end
No more Knights, no more "Royals", no more Gloreth. Everyone is equal.
Gosh I love that movie
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Nimona: I am a queer story! Audience: Okay, but what kind? An idealized fantasy of a world with no homophobia, or a reflection of real pain and oppression queer people face? Are queer people the unambiguous good guys in a black-and-white morality story, or sympathetic monsters lashing against the unjust world? Romance or celebration of platonic relationships? Focusing on gender or sexual orientation? Heck, fantasy or sci-fi? Nimona: YES
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I bark and whine as I watch my owner leap into the lake.
I leap after her.
I paddle towards her, whining. She laughs. She shoves me off gently.
“I don’t need your help, pal, don’t worry. Try to keep yourself afloat first,” she says humorously.
I hear another splash from the family next door, followed by several more and shrieking. Smiles are plastered on those waiting on the dock’s faces.
The people in the water need my help.
I paddle towards them, trying to grab each, but I get shoved off every time. Four houses down, I hear splashing.
“Help me! Help!” A little girl is shrieking, struggling to stay afloat. I try to paddle over, but I’m too tired. I try to force myself to keep going. I reach the little girl. She grabs onto me. I can’t take her weight.
I sink, bringing her with me.
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ALSO LIKE.,.,.,. assuming he and Bal basically adopted Nimona together, it really exemplifies the story the movie was trying to tell. Nimona, the very thing they feared, is now being taken as one of them, and she’s being accepted by one of the highest heroes of the realm, the *direct descendant* of Gloreth himself.
guys guys guys
I just realized something about Ambrosius.
He's the descendant of Gloreth herself, the first knight & hero of the realm.
He's in a gay relationship with Ballister, and his siblings weren't mentioned, so it's safe to assume he's an only child. He can't have kids of his own because he's with a man.
The Knights, as well as the wall ended with Ballister's & Ambrosius' generation.
Gloreth's blooDLINE HAS ENDED WITH HIM
THE FACT THAT HE WONT CONTINUE HIS BLOOD LINE EMPHASIZES THE FACT THAT NO MORE "HERO'S OF THE REALM" WILL BE
HE ENDED WHAT GLORETH STARTED
You can see in the movie that he's being treated differently for being her descendant, and now her bloodline will end
No more Knights, no more "Royals", no more Gloreth. Everyone is equal.
Gosh I love that movie
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unlabeled and anne bonney
lgbt people tag this with your orientation and your historical crush
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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
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btw yes i have designs and yes i might turn this into a comic
i came up with this story about this girl whose mother is a sorceress who was fired from her job at the palace for practicing the dark arts and so she gets sent to this princess school to kill the princess of the king who fired her but ofc main girl is gay so she falls in love with the princess but also the headmaster of the school sucks so they find out that shes feeding girls to some dragon because its blood will keep her alive forever so she can eventually take over whatever kingdom is most powerful by force (and it's love interest's kingdom) and so they have to try to stop her and theyre gay
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i came up with this story about this girl whose mother is a sorceress who was fired from her job at the palace for practicing the dark arts and so she gets sent to this princess school to kill the princess of the king who fired her but ofc main girl is gay so she falls in love with the princess but also the headmaster of the school sucks so they find out that shes feeding girls to some dragon because its blood will keep her alive forever so she can eventually take over whatever kingdom is most powerful by force (and it's love interest's kingdom) and so they have to try to stop her and theyre gay
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It was at this moment that she decided to assassinate Ambrosius.
She could have continued to protest Ballister's words, she could have tried to make an excuse or even sent Ambrosius back to his post. But no. She gives up extremely quickly and almost jumps straight to murder.
Is it only me who’s shocked that it’s happening so quickly?
She who does all this in the name of Gloreth has absolutely no problem killing her (as far as we know) only descendant. Which means if he dies, Gloreth's lineage is over.
Ambrosius is a Goldenloin, a noble, a knight, the very example of a knight! He's exactly what she's trying to "protect." And she kills him with her own hands. (If that's not a metaphor, I don't know what is)
But concretely, there are several reasons for this sudden choice:
She has no good excuse at her disposal, either because she had overestimated her influence on Ambrosius, or underestimated his trust in Ballister;
She realized that Ambrosius is too attached to Ballister, which means that not only will he try not to hurt him and will not accept him being killed or treated unfairly, but also that the first chance he gets, he'll take Ballister's side and not hers;
As Ballister's (only) friend, he is one of the only obstacles in making him out to be a heartless assassin;
If someone as important and influential as him were to get in her way, she will have great difficulty doing what she wants and may even risk losing her position and power;
She knows she will never be able to convince him of the "merits" of her quest;
She has a great alibi: Ballister.
This last point is very important. She can get rid of a nuisance as she wishes with complete impunity. No one is there and Ballister has already managed to sneak into the Institute without anyone noticing before then (it's not like anyone is going to accuse her instead of the 'Queen's Killer'). So she also has a golden opportunity to silence any doubt about Ballister's guilt. I mean, others could be like Ambrosius and question her again, and Ballister managed to obtain evidence that she had killed the Queen while he didn't know before that it was her, so someone else provided them to him, so the idea of him being innocent can spread. By accusing him of killing the most popular knight in the Kingdom, she ensures that no one questions his position as a monster and criminal.
It's the Institute, where knights are trained to defend the Kingdom, there's no chance that the Director didn't have access to another weapon than Ballister's. But she chose to use his sword.
But Ballister's sword was destroyed, no one will wonder about the appearance of a second?
No one asks questions about a man who decides to assassinate for no reason the person who allowed him to rise from his social condition, in public, surrounded by knights, right next to an armed man, and visibly without any plan to escape?
The more I think about it, the less sense this supposed assassination makes. It only worked because of media manipulation and because Ballister was the culprit. If the roles had been reversed with Ambrosius - in the event that they had exchanged swords (and the Director didn't notice the exchange and/or couldn't disable the attack) - it certainly wouldn't have gone that far because:
Ambrosius is loved by all and known for being trustworthy/kind/insert knightly quality. Ballister is a commoner, who, even after several years of working hard and being miles better than others, is not seen as trustworthy. People will be much more likely to make excuses for Ambrosius than for Ballister.
The Director has no interest in using the media to blame him. On the contrary, she will try to defend him and claim that he was framed.
Ballister had no excuse for having a deadly laser sword, he has no one to blame for him. Ambrosius yes. There's Ballister. Not only because it is the untrustworthy newcomer dirty commoner that his fellow knights despise, but above all it is HIS sword that was trapped. The Director and the population will accuse him of framing Ambrosius.
People will WANT him to be the culprit instead of their lovely and respected knight. They don't want the literal descendant of their hero to be an awful person who did something this horrible. They don't want the representation of the Institute, of their society to be shaken. (I'm a pro jedi fan. I know that when people want to defend their blorbos, they can go veeeeeery far, including putting responsabilities on other people, even complete innocents or victims)
In fact, this situation will be even more credible than the original one. Why he didn't plan his escape? Bc he didn't need to. Why he did that? Obviously to take revenge on better people in better situation than him, and on society itself, by targetting the Queen, leader of the Kingdom, and a Goldenloin, who's also the Kingdom's most prestigious knight and the descendant of the founder of the Institute.
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“You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having you wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world.”
— Emery Allen
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character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.
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I came up with this idea about two gay princesses at a princess academy and it’s just kinda silly but it’s kind of rivals to lovers and they end up friends bc they work at the school library together and one is an actual princess and the other used to be a princess but she and her mother were sent into exile after her mom tried to kill the king — this is really just a doodle
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