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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.

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secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

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ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

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“If you hear people from my past speak of me. Keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don’t even know any more.”

— Unknown

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GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!

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well at least at the end of the day its the end of the day

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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

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im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

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my sister lives with a cat named squangela

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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too