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momoe sawaki on her gender

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comics that give Emotions

bart simpson and chris griffin go to couples therapy

kermit internalised homophobia

neo and morpheus go clubbing

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hi does anyone have that “list of tumbler comics that makes you feel” and it has like, the matrix red and blue pill comic where the dudes end up laying together on a bed + that horse girl comic that is just a metaphor for gay girls (i need the list for reasons)

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Tag urself I'm Tiddy Skittles

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Male Customer: I wish the pandemic is over so I can see women's beautiful faces again!

Me (internally): Sir, people are dying and all you care about is that you can't see a woman's face anymore? Not only you sound inconsiderate but you sound like a creep with that tone of voice.

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COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

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my unpopular opinion is that himbos are lame but bimbos are cool as fuck. this is because i respect women more than you btw 

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so true! but spare the trans men...they paid good money for that shit!

if you have a penis you are male :))))

:0 wrow! thank you for the info i will keep it in mind never

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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

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ok those last two are the only anon hate i will be answering but whoever spammed by inbox with transphobia...get a life. please. get a life.

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if you have a penis you are male :))))

:0 wrow! thank you for the info i will keep it in mind never

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i know for a fact yr a male because you make jokes abt how “misogyny is okay”

....hello? do u need something? would you like a cup of tea? 

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guys i don’t know why your ridding these rich people’s dick so hard. If you are a billionaire ur hands down rich. Honestly, if you’re worth more than 3 million you are probably rich. Is this old lady you know actually rich, or is she middle class and has 0 children so she has saved a significant amount of money? anyway i hope all  2,825  billionaires find less money in their bank accs than normal.

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How do u handle terfs and transphobes so effortlessly on here? what is the secret?

learn that they don’t love you, will never love you, and you don’t need their love. the first step is to avoid them and when they attack you (because they will attack you even if you do your best) you have to find a way to not care. they don’t like trans people. they hate trans women and trans femmes. they hate me. and you know what? i hate them too. but anger and hate is exhausting so in order to keep my flame burining i simply re-affirm myself that 

(1) being trans is normal and healthy 

(2) i am not a predator and no trans person inherently is

(3) it is never my job to educate them. if they don’t want to understand who am i to try and help? i don’t give a shit.

Also when i feel sad i go and talk to other trans peeps and feel better usually.

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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