While the younglings believe lax stands for lacrosse little do they know I am referencing my underground laxatives team
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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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While the younglings believe lax stands for lacrosse little do they know I am referencing my underground laxatives team
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If I keep this baby going I might be able to churn out 20spm. That's 20 shitposts per minute for you common folk.
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Cations = Cats + Ions
Keep your eyes peeled sheeple they are charging our felines….
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Nothing infuriates me more than the concept that I cannot be the first to achieve the title "warrior pope"
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This hole is now the premier shitposting pit of festering rubbish the internet deserves
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