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The gay army

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I passed my very first university session!! Hooraaaay!

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Happy holidays everyone, to whatever you celebrate. And if you don't, then enjoy the new season. Go out and experience life, do something fun for yourself, and tell those who matter to you that you love them. You never know how much that could mean to them. <3

Merry Christmas from yours truly,

Fish.

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goodbye, my leader

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pov you’re Red Leader and you have to choose between two of your most trusted pilots to do a very simple cargo transport mission that they will inevitably fuck up anyways

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We need more paultryck please🙏🙏🙏

He’s very happy

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we love Patryck

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i need your help

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[1998] High School Paul and Patryck + 2 pages of a silly comic from before they joined the Army! (“What Are Two Dumbass Dorks Supposed To Do?”)

In my headcanons, Paul and Patryck were always two dudes who were never up to no good. Pat was more the voice of reason, and Paul was more reckless, but no matter what, they always pissed people off and got into trouble. Two dumbasses living life for the fun of it.

They joined the Army for the sake of benefits: money, insurance, and cool perks. They never had any true passion in signing up other than just getting something out of it, and as a last resort for finally finding a job.

Little did they know, 10 years later into their army career, they were gonna have to mentor this awkward, fresh-out-of-highschool dude with a red hoodie who was completely brand new to the Army.

AND LITTLE DID THEY KNOW LATER ON PAUL AND PAT WERE GONNA BE A THING DURING THE ARMY!

NOTES!:

In this timeline (where WTFuture doesn’t happen, so it’s like a good timeline), the Army Paul, Pat, and Tord joined isn’t the Red Army! I see The Red Army only being a thing in the WTFuture Timeline when Tord becomes leader. I see this more an unnamed, average Army that they all signed up for (think of the one from Moving Targets!)

A common ship in the Eddsworld fandom is Paul/Pat with Tord, but I personally don’t ship Paul/Pat with Tord! In my personal headcanon, I see Paul and Pat being mentors/instructors to Tord, who later on see Tord as a son, and Paul and Pat like father-figures.

Paul and Patryck only saw each other as friends during high school, and only later into the army, they actually became a thing and got married in their late 20s.

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anatomy practice with paul. i love big men

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Tord what the fuck that was so rude

Just cuz you get no bitches don’t mean you get to take it out on Paul

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Honeymoon at a gas station while eating burgers, right after getting married. These two really don’t give a single damn where and how they celebrate their marriage.

Paul and Patryck for the heart and soul :-] They’ve been married for over 7 years and are by far the coolest couple ever. I still haven’t decided whether or not these guys married during or before their army days? But they’ve known each other for a WHILE.

As soon as these mfs got out of the army, they resorted to everything in the house husband lifestyle. They got their own apartment, share a room together, watch crappy sitcoms while eating instant noodles, and play dumb games on their computers just for the sake of it. Retired, badass, battle-hardened war veterans just being cozy.

Yes they would play obbies on Roblox and play Webfishing for 5 hours. Paul the type to grind on Webfishing just to spend $2000 to get him and Pat wedding rings. (I CAN CONFIRM BECAUSE IT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED)

They’re in their 30s (in 2016), but since Tord is the youngest out of these two, he likes to poke fun at them being GRANNIES!! Even though they’re like less than 10 years older than him.

And yes I really love that one headcanon where they “adopted” Tord and became his dads when Tord joined the army. They were in the army longer than the newbie and decided to help teach him the basics :-]

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What is up with Paul n Pat in this au anyhow?

Well

Blood warning

Let's start with Paul. He was a recruit in the german military fresh out of high school, but unfortunately lost his position after a few years from participating in a fight with his general that cost him both his right eye and his chances of ever being in the military again.

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As for Pat, he was a very successful high schooler, moving onto college to be a lawyer. Despite his success in becoming a lawyer, he felt generally unfulfilled in his career, and after only 2 years he quit and focussed on persuing a job he found more njoyment in, his physical health and- most importantly- his dating life.

Pat met Paul one day while walking to the gym, after Paul bumped into him and spilled his coffee all over Pats white shirt. Pat was pretty upset, but he found Paul very polite- after he apologized about 50 times and offered to get him a new shirt. So he gave him his number and told him (in a playful manner) he expected a new shirt.

Skipping some boring dating, and they had a weird little son

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some mild paul and patryck redesigns based off my RL tord one :-)

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Can you draw paulpat again? I need some fluff of them

Of course!! I always love drawing ships, I love depicting intimacy between two characters. I saw fluff, put on Mitski, got Two Slow Dancers, and made this. Hope you enjoy, anon from a few months ago. I had a blast drawing this.

This is to make up for one of my posts last week, specifically to Wamzyy who was distraught that my AU is actually a traitor AU. Oops.