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BTS

Tae running in; Guys I have a plan but I need help

Namjoon takes out a wheel with all their names on it; Hobi its your turn

JHope; Damit

jin; Language

yoongi; WHY CAN I NEVER GO!

Everyone except Yoongi and tae; Because you'd kill yourself and Tae!!!!

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Incorrect Quotes

Jimin; lets go to plan B

Namjoon; actually its plan G

Tae; how many plans are their? Is there like a plan M.

Jk; yah but Jin dies in plan M.

jin and namjoon; What?!

Yoongi; I like plan M

Jin; WHAT?!?!

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Jin Dad jokes

BTS eating steak

Jin; this must have been a lady cow

rm;...?

jin Cause this is a miss steak

jin and tae laugh

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Bts

Jin; if I die my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Namjoon; If???

yoongi; great the only party anyone invites me too and he might not even die

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Incorrect quotes

Namjoon and Jin making a big mess of things

Jin; How does Yoongi and Tae get out of their messes?

Namjoon; They dont get out of messes. they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first mess out

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sleepover 8

Tae; guys I will be the last person to die in my lifetime

Rm; that's no-....wait a minute

Suga; woah Tae that's true

Jk; I am now sleeping

Jimin; Tae I am sleepy...

Hobi; its 4:53 am

Jin; yeah lets sleep

Rm; no Tae is smart and now I am confused..

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sleepover 7

tae; The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

Jin laughs

Jimin; a ton of people is just 12 to 15 people

Jk; so BTS isn't a ton?

Suga; oh no it is

RM; no, their are 7 of us

Suga; include army

Hobi; you know what. who needs sleep huh?!

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Sleepover 6

Tae; Earth is that guy who knows exactly where to stand at a bondfire

Jin- to get perfect golden marshmallows

Suga- but I am burnt to a crisp

Rm- actually he got lucky

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sleepovers 5

tae; if aliens ever come to earth and are nice we will have to explain why we made dozens of movies with us fighting and killing them

Suga; we also have to explain why we made our president someone who hates illegal aliens 

Rm; shut upppp

Jk; poor aliens

jimin; tae what is wrong with your adorable but weird mind

hobi; its 3 am...

jin; tae go to bed. that what we are hear to help you with

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sleepover 4

tae; drinking is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow

suga; woah I borrow a lot of happiness huh

Jin; WHAT

Rm; but you forget the happiness

Jk; uhhh

jimin; What if you don't have any happiness the next day

hobi; jimin

jimin; its just a question, not meant to be serious.

RM; its 2;54 am go to sleep!!!

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Sleepover 3

tae; "do not touch!" would be a scary thing to read in braille

suga; "Poisonous Surface" would be worse

Rm; who on earth would put braille near anything like that

Jin; and why?!

Jk; Tae we are hear to help you sleep

jimin; yah go to bed

hobi; its 2;33 am now... I am lacking sleep

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History...

tae; if my calculator had a history it would be way more embarrassing than my browser history

Jk; honestly same

jin; yah

hobi; me to

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sleepover 2

tae; "go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and back on again."

Jk; wait what

suga; soooo true!

Rm; False going to bed doesn't turn off the brain

jimin; mindfucked

jin; LANGUEAGE!!!!

hobi; Um....its 2;13 am

tae; sorry...

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Sleepovers 1

Tae while bts is all asleep during their sleepover; hey guys... if midgets smoke weed do they get high or medium?

Jk and Jimin laugh

jin; uhhh they....

jhope- Namjoon answers

Namjoon; Tae... Tae

Suga; Its a genuine question

tae; ive been thinking about it for a really long time...

Jin; its 1:23 am go to bed.

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Court Scenario 2

Namjoon calling his members finally Tae picks up; Where are you guys?!?!

tae; Uhhh well Suga, Jk, and jimin are fighting so they bought a court and Jin is the judge and Jhope is the jure

Namjoon; Oh....….Wait a minute you guys are doing another court room scenario without me!!!!!!!!

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Taegi Convo 4

Tae- you only help to lift me up you sweet and misunderstood shadow link

bts;....

Yoongi breaths in;....What?

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Taegi Convos 3

tae; only the bestest mostest dynamic duo in the entire universe

Yoongi; you got that right!

tae runs and hugs Yoongi

Jk- Noooooo