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I would do questionable things for him

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Spencer Reid isn’t big on PDA BUT he would 100% come up behind you in the grocery store, trap you between himself and the cart you’re pushing, and bury his face in your neck for a few seconds, leaving a little peck there before pulling away.

He also sneaks these little moments on elevators or in the kitchenette at the office

Because he needs his fix when he needs it

Pass it on

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Aaron Hotchner would scratch that itch in the center of your back after you take your bra off after a long day

And he takes pleasure in that little relaxed sigh you do right after

Pass it on

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“Help”

Hotch stared up at her. She stood, back pressed up against the door of his office, wide eyes meeting his like she was as surprised as he was that she was there. Aaron Hotchner stood slowly, his brows dropping from astonished to annoyed almost immediately.

"What’s wrong?"

"Normally I wouldn't do this and I like to think you know that even though I haven't been here for very long but I really need your help because I don't know what to do anymore and honestly I'm pani-"

"Stop." Her mouth snapped closed. "Take a deep breath. Explain."

Deep shuddering breath in, slow exhale. His brows rose as he gestured to the front of his desk. She inhaled and exhaled again in the time it took for her to stand in front of his desk. She met his dark brown eyes and took yet another deep breath as she handed over the white folder he hadn't noticed clutched to her chest.

"The letter on the top showed up on my desk yesterday and I wasn't going to panic but then this," an envelope clearly filled to the brim with polaroid's, "showed up with my mail today." Her chest was still practically heaving in panicked breaths.

She watched Hotch thumb open the envelope and how his brows furrowed at the images. Images of the newest team member. At the store, getting in the SUVs outside the office, outside of a bar arms wrapped with Garcia, at the market with an arm full of fresh flowers and produce.

Hey so this is an exert of a thing I’ve been working on. Let me know if you like it.

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🎤 what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

Aaron Hotchner + Criminal Minds Writers and Directors Knew EXACTLY What They Were Doing: Part One

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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I just wanna 💋 that little spot between his brows

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For all of my Aaron Hotchner lovers

The tactical vest and polo combo 😍

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Hotch in Demonology

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Criminal Minds - 6x06 Devil’s Night

Probably the single greatest thing about Hotch & Morgan for me is that they are both so incredibly reckless, but they take turns.  When one decides to go insane, the other holds down the fort and gives them shit, and then they switch off.  It’s the best thing about them. Morgan, intensely reckless himself, ALWAYS worries about Hotch, always always.  Like in the 2nd picture, where he’s looking at Hotch like “You freaking idiot”…love it.  (Because contrary to popular opinion, they actually do like each other in their own dumbass ways and that is canon.)  I also love how Rossi is always just like yeah, he’s dumb, let him do it…he’ll be fine. (Bonus - Hotch with tears in his eyes at the end, because soft!Hotch)

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AARON HOTCHNER & DAVID ROSSI in 4.18 Omnivore -"It was a little dramatic don't you think?" - "My wife always said I had a flair for the dramatic." (Requested by anon)

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omg

dear god in heaven

this is by far the hottest thing ever😩

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The BAU Team stands inside a cathedral, the crime scene for the latest case. Hotch and Morgan are talking to the priest. Yourself, Rossi, and Reid are observing and studying the crime scene.

You look up to catch Hotch standing tall, stern look on his face, and his hands each perched on his hips, his jacket pushed back. Your eyes scan him from head to toe.

y/n: *under your breath* forgive me father for I have sexualized an older man.

Rossi:

Reid:

y/n:

Rossi: We are in a church! *smacks the back of your head with the case file*

Reid: *visibly nauseous*

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My CIP/CIPA BAU member has gotten a lot of love. I would love to start writing some blurbs for them! If yall would like to send in some of these asks or other blurb ideas, I’d be very thankful!

OC questions

60 questions that can be made into an OC ask game, or you can just fill everything out yourself to get to know your character a little better :)

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[1] What first impression do they typically make? Are they likeable from the get go, or take time to grow on people?

[2] How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?

[3] What emotion is the hardest for them to deal with?

[4] How physically and emotionally affectionate they are?

[5] Are they good at keeping secrets?

[6] How direct are they in conversations, do they speak in hints and riddles or bluntly say what they think?

[7] Are they a good liar, and what would they probably lie about?

[8] How open they are about their true feelings, both positive and negative?

[9] What is their love language?

[10] How quickly do they fall for someone?

[11] What are small things that make them happy?

[12] How high is their self-esteem?

[13] What kind of sense of humor do they have, if any?

[14] What does it take to make them laugh, and what does their laugh sound like?

[15] How do they act around people they don't like?

[16] Do they easily rely on others to help them out, or prefer doing everything themselves?

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[17] What is their biggest struggle that no one around them is able to understand or believe?

[18] Do they ever have to hide their identity and for what reason?

[19] If they could change one thing about their past, what would they change?

[20] When they’re sad or upset, do they need company or some time alone?

[21] When they’re sick, would they want others to visit and take care of them, or they would rather prefer not to be seen at not their best?

[22] Do they have nightmares, and if yes, when did they start and what are they usually about?

[23] What was the worst, the darkest period of their life that they have been through?

[24] How hard it is for them to not allow their emotions to cloud their judgement?

[25] Do they have fears and phobias, and if they do, do they usually keep it to themselves or talk about it openly?

[26] Do they have any physical or mental ilness, how do they handle it and how open they are about it?

[27] Do they have any scars, how did they get them and how do they feel about them?

[28] What is something that they will never be able to forgive?

[29] How do they deal with loss, stress and anger?

[30] What are their most healthy and most unhealthy coping mechanisms?

[31] How hard it is for them to own up to their mistakes and wrongdoings?

[32] Is there something they've done in the past that they deeply regret till this day?

[33] What are one of their fondest and most treasured memories?

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[34] Do they have vices they don't want others to know about?

[35] Do they like their own appearance, and what do they do, if anything, to alter it in any way?

[36] Do they own items that have sentimental value?

[37] How would they spend a lazy day when they have nothing specific to do?

[38] What do they usually do or where do they go when they need to feel comfortable and safe?

[39] What is their sleeping habits and favorite sleeping position, either alone and with someone?

[40] How picky they are with food, do they have specific dietary requirements based on their health or culture?

[41] What’s their usual morning routine?

[42] What is their idea of a perfect friendly hangout and/or romantic date?

[43] Do they enjoy flirting or being flirted with?

[44] On a party, where would you find them?

[45] For an event, would they dress like they typically do, or go all out?

[46] Would they rather dress to look attractive or to feel comfortable, and what would they never wear?

[47] Do they drink alcohol, and if they do, how much and how often?

[48] Are they, or were they at some point in their life, a part of any subculture?

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[49] Do they possess any unexpected skill or knowledge that surprises others, and otherwise, what is something anyone would assume they know or can do, but in fact they don’t?

[50] What are they really good and really bad at?

[51] How good are they with money?

[52] Do they speak any other languages aside from their own?

[53] Do they like to sing and how confident they are with their singing?

[54] Do they like giving gifts, and how good are they at picking good gifts?

[55] How long does it take for them to make a new place feel like home, and what do they need for it?

[56] How would they react to hearing a dirty joke?

[57] What was the most stupid or dangerous thing they have ever done?

[58] In the situation where they had to choose, would they rather stay loyal to their morals or to people they love?

[59] What would they want to be remembered for?

[60] If they were to commit a crime, what kind of crime would it most likely be?

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some of these question were written myself, some are the courtesy of my friend, and some were brought from my questionnaires in my old fandom. if you use them, please reblog or link back to this post

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just saw a spencer edit and the caption was “i think he’d dream of being a father, but he’d be too afraid to be like his own.” gonna cry for thirty minutes rn

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Y/N: i can't find my phone

Hotch: okay ill call you

Y/N: no, wait-

phone ringing: you are my dad (you're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Y/N:

Rossi:

Hotch:

Y/N: i can explain

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Penelope, gesturing to David Rossi: You are a dude

Penelope, referring to Derek Morgan: He. He is a MAN.

Penelope, pointing into the kitchen: THAT is a twink

Spencer, appearing from the kitchen: what’s a twink?