30 yrs old; main blog is @illpunchyouinthefaceI’m in love with Aaron Hotchner and it’s a problem
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
I just wanna �� that little spot between his brows
117 notes
·
View notes
Text
For all of my Aaron Hotchner lovers
The tactical vest and polo combo 😍
4 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Criminal Minds - 6x06 Devil’s Night
Probably the single greatest thing about Hotch & Morgan for me is that they are both so incredibly reckless, but they take turns. When one decides to go insane, the other holds down the fort and gives them shit, and then they switch off. It’s the best thing about them. Morgan, intensely reckless himself, ALWAYS worries about Hotch, always always. Like in the 2nd picture, where he’s looking at Hotch like “You freaking idiot”…love it. (Because contrary to popular opinion, they actually do like each other in their own dumbass ways and that is canon.) I also love how Rossi is always just like yeah, he’s dumb, let him do it…he’ll be fine. (Bonus - Hotch with tears in his eyes at the end, because soft!Hotch)
147 notes
·
View notes
Text
AARON HOTCHNER & DAVID ROSSI in 4.18 Omnivore -"It was a little dramatic don't you think?" - "My wife always said I had a flair for the dramatic." (Requested by anon)
230 notes
·
View notes
Text
omg
dear god in heaven
this is by far the hottest thing ever😩
319 notes
·
View notes
Text
The BAU Team stands inside a cathedral, the crime scene for the latest case. Hotch and Morgan are talking to the priest. Yourself, Rossi, and Reid are observing and studying the crime scene.
You look up to catch Hotch standing tall, stern look on his face, and his hands each perched on his hips, his jacket pushed back. Your eyes scan him from head to toe.
y/n: *under your breath* forgive me father for I have sexualized an older man.
Rossi:
Reid:
y/n:
Rossi: We are in a church! *smacks the back of your head with the case file*
Reid: *visibly nauseous*
#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#david rossi#spencer reid#aaron hotch hotchner#y/n#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner x you#aaron hotch x reader#poor spencer
330 notes
·
View notes
Text
My CIP/CIPA BAU member has gotten a lot of love. I would love to start writing some blurbs for them! If yall would like to send in some of these asks or other blurb ideas, I’d be very thankful!
OC questions
60 questions that can be made into an OC ask game, or you can just fill everything out yourself to get to know your character a little better :)
___
[1] What first impression do they typically make? Are they likeable from the get go, or take time to grow on people?
[2] How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?
[3] What emotion is the hardest for them to deal with?
[4] How physically and emotionally affectionate they are?
[5] Are they good at keeping secrets?
[6] How direct are they in conversations, do they speak in hints and riddles or bluntly say what they think?
[7] Are they a good liar, and what would they probably lie about?
[8] How open they are about their true feelings, both positive and negative?
[9] What is their love language?
[10] How quickly do they fall for someone?
[11] What are small things that make them happy?
[12] How high is their self-esteem?
[13] What kind of sense of humor do they have, if any?
[14] What does it take to make them laugh, and what does their laugh sound like?
[15] How do they act around people they don't like?
[16] Do they easily rely on others to help them out, or prefer doing everything themselves?
___
[17] What is their biggest struggle that no one around them is able to understand or believe?
[18] Do they ever have to hide their identity and for what reason?
[19] If they could change one thing about their past, what would they change?
[20] When they’re sad or upset, do they need company or some time alone?
[21] When they’re sick, would they want others to visit and take care of them, or they would rather prefer not to be seen at not their best?
[22] Do they have nightmares, and if yes, when did they start and what are they usually about?
[23] What was the worst, the darkest period of their life that they have been through?
[24] How hard it is for them to not allow their emotions to cloud their judgement?
[25] Do they have fears and phobias, and if they do, do they usually keep it to themselves or talk about it openly?
[26] Do they have any physical or mental ilness, how do they handle it and how open they are about it?
[27] Do they have any scars, how did they get them and how do they feel about them?
[28] What is something that they will never be able to forgive?
[29] How do they deal with loss, stress and anger?
[30] What are their most healthy and most unhealthy coping mechanisms?
[31] How hard it is for them to own up to their mistakes and wrongdoings?
[32] Is there something they've done in the past that they deeply regret till this day?
[33] What are one of their fondest and most treasured memories?
___
[34] Do they have vices they don't want others to know about?
[35] Do they like their own appearance, and what do they do, if anything, to alter it in any way?
[36] Do they own items that have sentimental value?
[37] How would they spend a lazy day when they have nothing specific to do?
[38] What do they usually do or where do they go when they need to feel comfortable and safe?
[39] What is their sleeping habits and favorite sleeping position, either alone and with someone?
[40] How picky they are with food, do they have specific dietary requirements based on their health or culture?
[41] What’s their usual morning routine?
[42] What is their idea of a perfect friendly hangout and/or romantic date?
[43] Do they enjoy flirting or being flirted with?
[44] On a party, where would you find them?
[45] For an event, would they dress like they typically do, or go all out?
[46] Would they rather dress to look attractive or to feel comfortable, and what would they never wear?
[47] Do they drink alcohol, and if they do, how much and how often?
[48] Are they, or were they at some point in their life, a part of any subculture?
___
[49] Do they possess any unexpected skill or knowledge that surprises others, and otherwise, what is something anyone would assume they know or can do, but in fact they don’t?
[50] What are they really good and really bad at?
[51] How good are they with money?
[52] Do they speak any other languages aside from their own?
[53] Do they like to sing and how confident they are with their singing?
[54] Do they like giving gifts, and how good are they at picking good gifts?
[55] How long does it take for them to make a new place feel like home, and what do they need for it?
[56] How would they react to hearing a dirty joke?
[57] What was the most stupid or dangerous thing they have ever done?
[58] In the situation where they had to choose, would they rather stay loyal to their morals or to people they love?
[59] What would they want to be remembered for?
[60] If they were to commit a crime, what kind of crime would it most likely be?
---
some of these question were written myself, some are the courtesy of my friend, and some were brought from my questionnaires in my old fandom. if you use them, please reblog or link back to this post
#criminal minds fanfic rec#criminal minds#criminal minds OC#criminal minds bau#bau x reader#BAU TEAM
935 notes
·
View notes
Text
just saw a spencer edit and the caption was “i think he’d dream of being a father, but he’d be too afraid to be like his own.” gonna cry for thirty minutes rn
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
Y/N: i can't find my phone
Hotch: okay ill call you
Y/N: no, wait-
phone ringing: you are my dad (you're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Y/N:
Rossi:
Hotch:
Y/N: i can explain
#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#david rossi#aaron hotch hotchner#criminal minds incorrect quotes#Aaron Hotchner incorrect quotes#David Rossi incorrect quotes
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
Penelope, gesturing to David Rossi: You are a dude
Penelope, referring to Derek Morgan: He. He is a MAN.
Penelope, pointing into the kitchen: THAT is a twink
Spencer, appearing from the kitchen: what’s a twink?
#criminal minds#criminal minds fanfiction#criminal minds incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#penelope garcia#david rossi#derek morgan#aaron hotchner#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#spencer Reid incorrect quotes#Penelope Garcia incorrect quotes#David Rossi incorrect quotes#Derek Morgan incorrect quotes
130 notes
·
View notes
Text
Honestly thinking about the BAU team reacting to millennial dark humor.
Scenario 1
Millennial: I want to be a caterpillar.
Emily: Explain?
Millennial: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful
Reid: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Millenial: That's another highlight
Hotch/JJ/Rossi: Y/N NO-
Scenario 2:
Millenial: Morgan, when i get murdered please make sure it's an unsolved case
Morgan: what?
Millenial: i want to end up on buzzfeed unsolved
Garcia: can we go back to the bit where they said 'when i get murdered'
#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#criminal minds incorrect quotes#derek morgan#penelope garcia#spencer reid#jennifer jareau#emily prentiss#david rossi
68 notes
·
View notes
Text
Im
Screaming
Gnawing at the cage walls. In love.
Soft Aaron Hotchner makes me absolutely feral
is it casual now?
prompt: “i’ve never noticed how nice your voice sounds up close.”
1.5k words
_
There are many things you shouldn’t do in the BAU, you shouldn’t talk to Spencer about astrology unless you want a 46 (yes counted) minute lecture on the impossibility of the stars to predict your personality (funnily enough what a Virgo going through his Saturn return would do, but you thought it best to keep that one to yourself).
You shouldn’t ignore JJ when she’s showing you cute Herny pictures even though she has in fact shown you those exact same ones about 4 times before.
You shouldn’t invite Hotch to go for drink after a case, but that’s mostly because thats’s been - statistically speaking - a waste of everyone's time.
And above all you should not go drink for drink with Emily Prentiss, no matter how much she dares you to.
But seeing as you were able to read Spencer his horoscope, JJ kept it to only two pictures today and Hotch did, in fact, agree to go out with all of you. You decided that it was a good enough night to tempt fate.
Like Icarus you flew too close to the sun only to crash and burn.
Only you crashed and burned into the back of your boss's car.
The five Cuba Libres you drank sat heavy on you, but at that moment you thought that the thing really making you dizzy was Hotch sitting next to you. His profile illuminated by the passing lights, occasionally tinted red by the streetlights. You wanted to reach out and touch his face, see if the color bleed into your hands.
Old movie star handsome turned technicolor.
You rested your head back in the passenger seat, closing your eyes for one moment only to feel his hand on your leg softly shaking you awake.
“C’mon, don’t fall asleep yet, we’re almost there” Despite his words he spoke softly, and you couldn’t help but think that he never sounds like this at work.
“I’ve never noticed how nice your voice sounds up close.” It seemed your words took him by surprise as much as they did you because he kept his hand right there on your thigh as he drove.
But a lot of things could be blamed on your blood-alcohol level so there was not much to lose now.
“Yeah you usually sound very strict but that’s the voice you use when you talk to Jack, it’s nice, a little less deep but … soft yknow?”
“I..” He seemed caught between looking at the road and wanting to keep looking at you “I never thought about that”
“That’s okay” you said right before a yawn cut you off “I notice you plenty for the both of us”
“You do?” He asks tentatively as he pulls into your apartment complex.
“Oh yeah” You reply smiling back at him, daring him to ask for more.
“Like what?” His tone is hushed, a little shy in a way you only dreamed of hearing.
“hmmm” you pretend to think, if only to extend the moment, and also quite distracted by his hands on the steering wheel as he parked, the loss of his hand on your leg a minor price to pay.
“You always take your coffee black but that’s only because it’s easier when in reality you like it better with a splash of milk and two sugars “
As you spoke you both leaned closer and closer to each other.
“You pretend you don’t have time to hear Pen describe in detail each episode of the Bachelor, but you take an abnormally long time heating up your lunch every time she’s doing it”
“Oh” you whisper “and you wanna kiss me real bad right now”
“I do?” he asked just as hushed, as if afraid that if he speaks any louder you’ll realize what you’re saying and stop.
“Oh yeah, actually ever since my like fifth case when I told that detective to fuck off and you preteneded to be mad at me for it”
“Well, It seems profiling is your calling after all”
“You do only hire the best of the best” Right as you’re done speaking he leans over and kisses you.
The bubbles from the rum and coke just as fizzy on your tongue, and making you feel just as drunk.
You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and pulled him closer, crowding yourself against the passengers side door. His hands roaming your back and messing up your hair.
The feeling of him above you all encompassing, the cedar and vetiver smell of his cologne and the warm strong muscles of his shoulders under your hands moving as one of his hands reached up to the back of your neck making you dizzy.
You wanted to live right in this moment as long as you could.
“Wait” Hotch said as he pulled away for a moment, panting and out of breath, lips red and tie askew making you want to pull him back “I didn’t want to do it like this” while he spoke you pressed one kiss against the side of his neck which seemed to render him speechless for a moment, his eyes closed before he kept going.
“I wanted to ask you out and kiss you at the end of the night, in your doorstep, not“ he said pointedly, bringing back his unit chief voice ”the car.”
“Well” you sighed “if you insist on cutting the night short”
“I do, but just this once” He replied with a small crooked smile.
“Fine, but quit smiling like that or we’ll be here a while”
“Duly noted”
He still insisted on walking you to your door, all the way up to the third floor. His coat over your shoulders at his insistence to keep the chill away gave you the chance to press the collar.
At your door you took off his jacket to give back but when you extended it to him he just kept his hands in his pockets, instead of taking it.
“Keep it and give it back to me tomorrow”
“Tomorrow?”
“Yes, tomorrow at dinner, after you’ve had the chance to sleep off the hangover I’m going to pick you up and take you to dinner”
“Couldn’t resist waiting another day huh?”
Hotch just laughed a little and looked back at you. He lingered on your doorstep looking at you and you decided to cut it short before he had to take you out for breakfast instead.
“See you tomorrow Hotchner”
259 notes
·
View notes
Text
I react to seeing Aaron Hotchners upper arm like a colonial protestant seeing a woman's ankles. His arms are so defined it feels like sin to view them. Put those things away for you will tempt innocent women from the lord.
780 notes
·
View notes
Text
CIP BAU Team Member who took down exactly one unsub in a knife fight before they were assigned to the back of the line.
The adrenaline rush wears off and he’s being hauled off by the local officers. The team follows close behind, triumphant reader in the middle, grinning.
Hotch mentions paperwork when they get back to the local precinct.
“Is there any way I can do paperwork later on?”
“Whys that? Hungry after all that hard work?” Morgan slaps you on the shoulder and leans heavily against you.
“Well no, not really. I just figured I needed to get this stab wound looked at while I’m thinking about it.”
#criminal minds fanfiction#criminal minds fanfic rec#criminal minds reader#criminal minds oc#aaron hotch hotchner#Aaron Hotchner#derek morgan#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#kate callahan#emily prentiss#david rossi#jason gideon#penelope garcia
38 notes
·
View notes