Maybe squirrel, possibly human, but still my random thoughts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Almost a year later and I am finally at peace
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc81d32b382e76748bd9c6a0b1a0d37b/7a17380f1b82b77d-4c/s540x810/79d8a7cf8a47889be0d5f0b64d7af27082dbd988.jpg)
Waiting for "is it cake" to pass
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Prof: *discuss what we are doing over the weekend*
Me: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of
FREEDOM
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
What if,
Just a thought,
The reason a lot of Halloween skeleton decorations are not anatomically correct, is because that is what will scare doctors and nurses?
#think about it#us non medical people: skeletons. thats not a good sign#doctors: blood and gore? eh. skeletons? THATS. NOT. CORRECT. AAAAAAAH!!!
1 note
·
View note
Text
Me: *brain crashes due to stress, anxiety, and the overwhelming crap that is online school* I should check out my school's therapists
Also me:
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6dbf0f243337281af0584ad6185bb3d4/d34762b2a848866e-78/s400x600/abb27c2fc1d8e0fc37b563b9a4d5ce05093344f6.jpg)
0 notes
Text
This, this is the culprit:
youtube
Me, at random times, in a high pitch squeaky voice:
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
*bangs on zoom leave meeting button*
LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT! PLEASE I WANT TO LEAVE!
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
You know that moment, when you are in one of your college classes, you're just like. I'm paying 60k for this?
0 notes
Text
School being online is the titanic, and I'm trying to be the musicians.
1 note
·
View note
Text
WHO GAVE AANG 'THE TALK'?
So aang was twelve when we meet him. So if not the monks did Sokka just go "hey ik we are on a time limit with the comit and all, but remind me to have us sit down, and have a heart-to-heart about sandwiches"
#also how did they discover he had not gotten 'the talk'?#was after the war they were talking and then everyone realized aang had no clue?#zuko and sokka trying to put it lightly then toph just blurts out YOUR **** GOES INSIDE KATARA'S ****** and its just horror for a week#and yes I threw a Dragon Prince reference into that
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Do you think the reason we are on fire here on the west coast is because of all the memes we made of Australia when it was aflame earlier this year?
#karama#the Lord said you find it funny? have a taste#i think we are past welldone now! can you kindly flip us? (sry east coast)
0 notes
Text
Prof: ...but that are my thoughts, what do you guys think?
Me:
![Tumblr media](https://64.media.tumblr.com/40c5ea5d6c779d49e49672dba083dbd0/4776bf6d6864684e-ea/s540x810/67dd0a1ca74b71ea020afe7ad7c907540405844c.jpg)
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Friend: What's up?!
Me: *looks above me head*
Me:...the ceiling
Friend:...
Me: *gets killed*
0 notes
Text
Out of all the embarrassing things my brain reminds me of, today it decided to do the fact that it took me until I was 6-7 years old that Am-Pm gas stations is pronounced 'A M' and 'P M' not 'am' or 'pim'
0 notes
Text
Me, at random times, in a high pitch squeaky voice:
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
I see your "kick me" sign and I raise you a "tap my shoulder and say nothing" sign.
0 notes