squirrels-are-sleeping
squirrels-are-sleeping
Squirrels Are Sleeping
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mostly just critical role || call me Vic || fandom old
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 16 hours ago
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 16 hours ago
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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 16 hours ago
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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 17 hours ago
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Siren Philosophy 1
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Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.
MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.
MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.
Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.
MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 17 hours ago
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Photographers all know about polarizing filters. They remove reflections off the surfaces of objects. We use them to see into water or windows that are obscured by those reflections. But anything with an even slightly glossy surface has a layer of reflection on top. So if you have a shiny green plant, it can remove the shiny and reveal a very saturated green underneath. Polarizers also remove a lot of scattered and reflected light from the sky. Which reveals a deep blue color you didn't even know was there.
Here is a photo I took of my circular polarizer.
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And the first thing I noticed when walking outside during the eclipse was the color of everything was more saturated, just like in that circle. Apparently, an eclipse significantly reduces polarized light and I got this creepy feeling because I was only ever used to seeing the world like that through the viewfinder of my camera.
The other thing I noticed was my outdoor lights. I leave them on all the time because I never remember to turn them on at night. And usually the sun will render them barely visible during the day. On a very sunny day they almost look like they are off.
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But you can clearly see they are shining and even flaring the camera during the eclipse.
Our eyes adjust to lighting changes very well so it was hard to tell how much dimmer things were, but that is a good indication. I took this photo a few minutes ago and you can see how dim the lights appear after the moon has fucked off.
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I did a calculation using the exposure settings between these two photos. The non-eclipse photo has 7 f-stops more light. That is 128 times or 12,700% more light.
A partial Pringle eclipse cut the sun's light by 99.2% and somehow our eyes adjusted to make it seem like a normal sunny day (with weird ass saturated colors).
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 17 hours ago
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 18 hours ago
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 18 hours ago
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 18 hours ago
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i know wikipedia is simply referring to variant myths, but something about the phrasing is making me feel like i'm in the late hours of a party and someone lounging on the couch is drunkenly relating various rumours they've heard about a messy bitch we haven't seen in a while
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 19 hours ago
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Minyoung Kim (Korean, born 1989) Sudden Salami, 2023
Acylic on canvas 39 2/5 x 39 2/5 in (100 x 100 cm)
Private collection
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 19 hours ago
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Out of context X-Files
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 2 days ago
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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 2 days ago
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Yoshimi Sekiguchi "A dream I had one day".
せきぐちよしみ『いつか見た夢』
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 3 days ago
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Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 3 days ago
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what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 3 days ago
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Caleb Widogast - Just A Man (Epic: the Musical/Critical Role)
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squirrels-are-sleeping · 3 days ago
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pixel art stamp concepts!~
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