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“Cats Instructed By an Owl in the Art of Mouse-Catching” (1700)

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pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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giving this to you

*heavy breathing*

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a month ago i picked up a book on stage directing in my school’s black box and opened to a random page and it was something about making shakespearean actors rehearse by adding the word fuck to their lines to turn the archaic language into something familiar for the emotional resonance (of course taking it out as rehearsals move along to fix rhythm/etc but just to start off) and the example it gave was the solid flesh speech. like. iirc it was specifically “but two fucking months dead”

and like. im obsessed with this. as a concept. not even for acting i just think it’s so fucking funny. to be or not to be, that’s the fucking question. is this a fucking dagger i see before me. this is the excellent fuckery of the world -

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What if you could try to convey the idea of a show that is 700+ hours long just by gathering out of context snippets from random seasons and hot gluing them together into a nice audio collage?

Music: Bravery! Courage! A Burst of Laser Fire Aboard The Raptor Mk II! (Lasers and Feelings) by one and only Jack de Quidt (it’s on their bandcamp in Live At The Table album).

Transcript and source under the cut, so you could read it and say “wait really? why would they say that”

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Source: ayumioyabun

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MURDERBOT TRAILER MURDERBOT TRAILER MURDERBOT TRAILER

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The Weave

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I’ve had a couple people ask for prints so I made a preorder! I’ll have prints with me at c2e2 as well but the shop will be stocked next week! Shop link is in my bio.

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AAAA/The Useful Idiot

2024

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Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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Danny Lai Lai (Chinese, based Beijing, China) - 来巡视人间的猫猫神 (The cat god comes to inspect the human world, Paintings: Digital Art