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sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

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when you and your friend sin together:

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if hogwarts is the safest place in the world then what kind of shit goes down at the other wizarding schools

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dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

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She fell in love with Autumn 🍂

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@ pretty people…. what’s it like

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You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

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someone: gives me constructive criticism

me: wow didn’t realize you wanted me dead lol

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splice phrases “the devil is in the details” and “the proof is in the pudding”, you get “the proof is in the details” (makes sense) and “the devil is in the pudding” (omen)

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humam science is so silly. everythinge is for licc, chormp, or hit !!

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E X P O S E D

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Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

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I don't know what this is about, but mood.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I didn’t mean to!!!! Do that!!

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OH SHIT IT IS THE 22ND OF HALLOWEEN

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