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that Writer Mood when you squint and glare at a sentence because something’s not right but you don’t know what

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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

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You also never teach women not to leak nudes either and they do. All the time. For revenge, because it’s funny, to brag to their friends, whatever.

If you don’t think you should teach women agency and the value of protecting themselves, you are infantilizing them and you are a fucking moron.

women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”

men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”

if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a fucking moron.

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me: *is one day into summer break*

me: k so when can i go get my school supplies for next year

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I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

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“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

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₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ We dance better than humans

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Learning a new language is like downloading an expansion pack to your brain that allows you to interact with new characters from different lands.

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Reblog if you’re a studyblr!

I’m academla/Edye for those of you who don’t know me. I’ve been on studyblr on and off for 3 years, and after returning from a year long semi-hiatus my dash is completely dead! I post 90% studyblr content, with other humorous text posts, signal boosts, and any posts that speak to me. I primarily come on here to give advice on the rare occasion that people message me and I’m working on a project right now. Please feel free to follow and reblog so I can follow back! Pretty much a guaranteed follow for anyone who reblogs.

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please enjoy this hand crafted meme, dedicated to my cat who has to put up with me

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Pouncer! (via monavits)

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“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

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I’m a woman and I still do. It’s really lovely to just look up at the stars if you’re in the country or if you’re in the city look at the street lights and all the neat shadows they make.

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

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short comic about cats 

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah