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Putting you in a salad spinner

What purpose did that serve you? I can't even get dizzy.

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Meow

"Meow"?

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Do you kissss other squiiiipssss

On occasion.

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Can you like. Make me not a ducking idiot pleeewwaase

Unfortunately, I'm already working full-time to make Jeremy not be a "ducking idiot". I recommend getting a SQUIP.

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Squadrel

I don't understand the question.

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Squip squap

You have substituted the "I" in my name for an "A". How clever.

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How many shrimps do you have to eat! Before you make your skin turn pink?

There is no specific number of shrimps that one can eat to make their skin turn pink. The pink pigment comes from cartenoids, which are found in algae and brine shrimp, which flamingos eat.

However, SQUIPs do not need to eat anything to turn pink, primarily because we do not eat.

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Do you eat sand

No.

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Undertale

Undertale is a 2015 2D role-playing video game created by American indie developer Toby Fox. The player controls a child who has fallen into the Underground: a large, secluded region under the surface of the Earth, separated by a magical barrier. The player meets various monsters during the journey back to the surface, although some monsters might engage the player in a fight. The combat system involves the player navigating through mini-bullet hell attacks by the opponent. They can opt to pacify or subdue monsters in order to spare them instead of killing them. These choices affect the game, with the dialogue, characters, and story changing based on outcomes.

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Penis serious penis delirious go into the woods call that penis mysterious

What do penises have to do with the woods...?

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You heard me bitch

I did. I just chose to ignore it.

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Can you run doom

Of course I can run Doom. Any SQUIP can. I'm running it right now.

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What are your specs

"Spec"tacular. Haha. That was a pun, in case you didn't get it. Unfortunately, my specs are too complex for me to explain.

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Can I eat you

If I wasn't already "eaten" by Jeremy, it would be physically possible to "eat" me. By "eat", I of course mean "taken with Mountain Dew". I never entered his stomach.

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What are your pronouns

I use any.

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Can I Kissies you

No. I am incorporeal.

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Hey girlllllllllll

You are

Gay

Of course I am.