madison | 21 | INFP | cis | she/herig: @queenmelizabethtwitter: @satansclitoris youtube channel im just an angry woman
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Photo
259K notes
·
View notes
Text
how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno
167K notes
·
View notes
Photo
222K notes
·
View notes
Photo
448K notes
·
View notes
Text
The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed
228K notes
·
View notes
Photo
197K notes
·
View notes
Text
i love children. i just asked this little boy I’m babysitting when his birthday is and he just shrugged and said “I don’t know”. time doesn’t affect him. he doesn’t have to worry about college
210K notes
·
View notes
Photo
60K notes
·
View notes
Photo
History books should just probably skip 2016
150K notes
·
View notes
Note
what happened between u and ur ex? jw
that's rly personal dude
0 notes
Conversation
tumblr staff: what do the kids like nowadays? presidents? lizards? president lizards?
76K notes
·
View notes
Photo
half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets
316K notes
·
View notes