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theres sometjing scary about a snake thaa🦕t gets longer each time it eats the apple, in a universe where more apples spontaneously spawn nearby whenever one gets eaten

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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

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"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

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Hahahaha

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you guys know about the hobby lobby smuggling scandal right

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hi! you said in your latest post that canadians invented war crimes and ive never heard this before and would like to know more and possibly also have some direction as to places to look to learn more!

That was mostly a sardonic joke but when Hitler rose to power in Nazi Germany he looked to the North American genocide of Native peoples as a guide on how to efficiently perform his own

The Canadian Government explicitly authorized and encouraged the destruction of Aboriginal peoples by abducting children (a war crime) deliberately spreading disease to targeted communities (a war crime) deliberately destroying resources specifically to deprive civilians of food (a war crime) and was fully aware that children abducted and placed into residential “schools” were being exploited as slave labour (a war crime) tortured through physical, psychological, and sexual abuse (a war crime) for the explicit purpose of erasing languages and culture (a war crime) as well as experimented on (a war crime) through starvation (a war crime) to determine the effects on human development

And even before that it WW1 Canada’s military was notorious for shooting enemy troops as they attempted to surrender (a war crime) using chemical weapons (a war crime) and reportedly executing Prisoners of War (a war crime). GERMAN SOLDIERS thought Canada was scary.

More recently, you can look up “The Canadian Afghan detainee issue” where it was found that Canada was complicit in the torture of Afghan prisoners by the ANA (a war crime)

Canada also used Chinese immigrants as cheap, disposable labour in constructing the Great Canadian Railroad. Like. Literally lowered baskets full of Chinese migrants and dynamite into ravines to blast cliffs apart. So. Yes, Canada committed war crimes before we had a WORD for “war crimes”. In fact, I’d say Canada is a pretty big reason why a lot of crimes described in the Geneva Conventions exist- because we were one of the biggest countries committing them.

I jokingly said that Canada invented war crimes. But like. We sort of did

IMO, the fact that Canada NOW is mostly known for being the polite, passive, apologetic country is one of the biggest PR stunts the world has ever seen

(also why I get a bit annoyed when people refer to us as “America lite”)

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i'll acknowledge valentine's day with this shrimp. cause i made it today. on valentine's day.