it's pretty easy to be green, actually... blog is 18+ play fire emblem #cockboots
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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rhea fire emblem is the character of all time. she's catholic. she's jesus. she's saint peter. she's fodlan's savior. she's its jailer. she's in the prime of her life. she's unfathomably ancient. she's the beautiful high priestess. she's the monstrous dragon. she's filled with deep compassion for the downtrodden. she'd burn them all away in a heartbeat. she just wants her mother back. she'd destroy an innocent child's life to do so. she's your grandmother. she's your lover (possibly). she is endlessly serene. she's one bad day from completely losing it. she even has a great ass. she's even bisexual.
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fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.
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every day i am plagued by visions (thoughts about a dunmeshi restaurant au)
part 1
bonus
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finally complete the main cast of Delicious In Dungeon (aka Dungeon Meshi in JP and Gloutons et Dragons in FR.) I also have timelapses for all of them, click on the links blow to view them.
Lauis Timelapse
Chilchack Timelapse
Marcille Timelapse
Senshi Timelapse
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I think the funniest thing going on in my green life is that for the past 3 years at this point i've been using a soundboard to harass my friends in VC and in 2022 I introduced a series of voice lines from Gustav Fire Emblem and it's been so wonderful for me to experience them knowing nothing, actively choosing to know nothing, but watching random ass Gustav sound effects alter their brain chemistry and I start hearing them say Yes just like him, and being able to hold stupid fucking conversations using psychotic, nonsensical clips. I love Gustav completely unironically as a character and he's one of the best things to come from Fire Emblem Heroes but I truly have 2 Gustavs in my brain, the kind, wise fatherly king, and the immature, irresponsible, almost animalistic beast with body dysmorphia. I love them both. I am Gustav. My flesh has been reconstructed by the dread powers of Hel.
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does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like "WINS CUSTODY OF THE KIDS FROM MY EX-WIFE/IT'S POOP KIDS" or did i hallucinate this nonsensical image
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dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like.... barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner
anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”
and my mom was like.... what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she.... always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”
anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck
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