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WE BOUGHT TICKETS FOR THE GRAND FESTIVAL. WE DIDN’T EVEN STEAL THEM THIS TIME!

WE’RE SEEING THAT CONCERT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

BIG BIG RUN IS HERE, SUCKERS.

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I’M ADDING PILK TO THE RATIONS

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look at Fripp's twitter right now you have to see this

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maga ninja tucker carlson has returned from russia and is now getting SPANKED on his bare bottom for treason!

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Kill an Enemy while using Hammers.

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pangur from pangur and grim and mr j from mister j are two ends of some sort of spectrum of catness. mister j is just an ordinary guy with a blog, probably has a pretty mundane office job. even if youve never seen him, youve probably unintentionally imagined him once or twice thinking about cats because he fits the bill nicely. an upstanding but rather ordinary gentleman, rather like the international prototype kilogram if the bureau of weights and measures had any desire to catalogue what a cat is. pangur reminds me of the surface of mars. strange and beautiful in a way that’s not very easy to grasp. certainly suggestive of catlike qualities in her own way, but i struggle to place quite which ones. i think its her longness. every cat on earth can be placed somewhere between the two.

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i think soviet brutalist architecture is good because it houses countless people who would otherwise have starved on the streets and i think that's fundamentally good no matter what the building looks like and every dipshit who thinks they're dystopian because big concrete building scary are implicitly saying their aesthetic values matter more than human life

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It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.

I mean look at this thing:

A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!

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One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal. 

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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

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they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

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YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???

LOOK!!