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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

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"Vibes" are not a basis for justice. "Everyone thought he was creepy and weird so we should've known he was a serial killer" is a stupid as hell thing to say, lots of people seem creepy and weird to their neighbors and are just completely average people. Stop pushing narratives that kill people, especially neurodivergent people and men of color.

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common lucy dacus w. find her tweet here and add your gofundme links or find some to donate to!

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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

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they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

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Deserted In Urban (@desertedinurban)-We gonna have up to sonic movie 7 🥷🏽💨

Credit: Deserted In Urban (@desertedinurban)

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Musk & the anti-defamation league

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

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Air Canada's first delivered A320, with ear warmers and a scarf (1990).

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I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist

(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)

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gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

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our inflorescence

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