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dude ! what

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what the hell

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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me: i just want to watch my favorite shows and movies for free instead of giving my money to like 10 different multi million dollar streaming corporations

the site i’m streaming it from:

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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

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gonna start using this rothko card deck for divination

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

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it's like liz truss never left us

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"this is how you can use ChatGPT to achieve all of your goals" "use this AI hack to glow up" "I asked ChatGPT for life advice and you guys will never believe what I learned"

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would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

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Those who do not fw me will be broken upon the wheel

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people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

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original by clairetablizo

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens