i am so strange and wacky please look at my work || you can buy it at etsy.com/shop/gooberstore || she/her
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i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once
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honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river
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baby girl i know wht alllll the settings on the oven actually do
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starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings
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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
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im confused about the dnd 5e hatred. yall arent just ignoring rules that are dumb? ur dm actually follows every single thing in the book for real?
if you have to ignore some of the rules for the game to be good then the game is not good
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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button
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