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love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

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yo that guy is weak to magic damage lets fucking kill him

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well... maybe ooone small sip of the sinister potion wouldn't hurt anything

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this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

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kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

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time may progress and you may move on but you’ll never forget that they made that angel from supernatural gay fr

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sorry i didn’t answer your texts. a dove wept and i had to listen

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i want people to appreciate pigeons. not "ehehe skrunkly little trash gremlins. so adaptable and resilient". nothing wrong with that sentiment towards racccons and opossums, but when people do this about pigeons, it shows a fundamental misunderstanding about a pigeon's place in the world.

pigeons were beloved. they were pets, they were tools, they were food. we found use and pleasure in everything about them. then they became obsolete. then they stopped being popular. an animal that we have literally thousands of years of deep history with, completely discarded by mankind to the point most people are ignorant of their existence outside of "rats with wings".

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Voo Doo, a German trans woman cabaret owner and performer with her beloved boa. (Date unclear: likely 1912-1928.) [source]

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

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can you please fucking tell your gay brother to stop trying to hang out with my dad on shared google docs files

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why so forgor. the rember