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It's up to you what you consider to be your childhood gender.

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Kadoaties

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ive basically lost control of my life

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flanderization is kind of a sexy concept in general imo like it can be very annoying from a writing standpoint but something about the idea of slowly giving in to your most exaggerated and archetypical character traits until you become the most absurd and cartoonish version of yourself is kind of awesome. i bet it feels freeing as hell likeeee your expectations of me are exactly what youre gonna get. that singularity of focus is kind of aspirational

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me: *blowing spit bubbles, mindlessly scrolling my dash*

me: *blinks my shitty eyes and leans in real close to see a post*

me: *chuckles, leans back and continues to blow spit bubbles*

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The "anti-callout" leaving people's bodies when someone Really Actually Deserves it This Time, Actually

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First off, click here.

The wheel just assigned you one of the Worldwide Box Office Winners from the past 35 years. (No 2024 because we don't know that winner, yet.)

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i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up

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John Lennon

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reblog to preen and care for prev’s wings

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i used to walk over to a local playground at 4am in the morning and play on the swings by myself. i had a lot of fun. technically i was trespassing bc it was part of a school. they took down the playground so i dont go there anymore. you used to be able to see the tip top of the slide from the bottom of the hill but one day it went away and i dont know why. i miss it. i carved my name into the bench when no one was around so that i would always be a part of it

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@howlfolk4

ok well if i was a wolf i would

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.