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First time Avoryx interacts with her hatchling directly :D

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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

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Me: I need fanfiction. I need fanfic update emails. I need the fanfics I like to update so I can read them

Some of the fanfics I like: *update*

Me: no not like that the vibe isn't right yet

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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Fuck

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LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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Nothing says "Healthy and Functional Democracy" like an entire nation being gripped by dread because it's an election day.

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god i hope the cpsc takes the shot. i think this would dramatically change their entire business model. amazon makes so much money by selling defective or mislabeled or just plain dangerous products and then faces little liability because this stuff is actually being sold by random third-party sellers that don't get vetted at all and can be hard to prosecute because they're in china or wherever. this is a big part of what makes amazon so powerful and it would be good for everyone if they were forced to bear more responsibility for the damages caused by the crap available on their website

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Since people seem to like my pride outfit!

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

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For reasons that would take an entire semester of Temporal Physics to explain, the valentine timeline in the Dimensional Nexus went chaotic in the 20s and their history since then has been mostly sideways rather than forward, to oversimplify a complicated subject. I'm sure we've all heard about all the main ways their timeline is weird as hell.

But I was talking to a.neli@valentine the other day and he told me one I hadn't heard before... Have y'all heard about the towel loop?

There's this thing in new buildings (and even retrofitted into old buildings (something valentine has a surplus of)) where you have a hand towel window in the bathroom, and it's got a hand towel in it, but it's going from the floor to the ceiling?

It's a loop from the bottom of the building to the top, and there's a laundry system in the basement. It then dries on the way back up, going through some fans.

So the idea is that they always have a dry towel on hand after they wash their hands, and... The is stupid, isn't it? This is a joke. Fucking a.neli@valentine was winding me up. And I didn't realize until I tried to post it here and realized how it sounded out loud. God damn it.