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but doctor!! the nostalgia critic will DIE if we dont perform an emergency cum transplant immediately!!!!!

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i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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bashing my head against the wall so demurely and coquettishly

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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.

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no plans for new years? i gotchu!! join us for a fun time at @/OaksidePark ! see y’all at dec 31st 🖤 (don’t mind the fine print btw)

(clean under cut)

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the only two men who have ever fought over me are ralof and hadvar in the beginning of skyrim

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quick info sheet of my new creepypasta oc nora! what a sweet looking girl i am sure nothing's wrong with her

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Since Tumblr won't let me reblog the post with this genocidal bitch's info here you go

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So I wanted to know what kind of crystal could go in a wizard staff, right? so I googled “big crystal,” as one does, and got an Etsy ad for This

And as you all know I Am currently taking a geology class, so I am probably more emotionally invested in minerals than usual. But that is...very obviously not a natural crystal.

So I did some looking around on Etsy.

Now, these shops all seem to advertise to the “witchy”/“spiritual healing” type of person. And there are a lot of them. Crystals are a Big Thing on Etsy. And ALMOST ALL of them are obviously artificially cut into the same sort of prism with a triangular pyramid top, regardless of the actual sort of crystal it is supposed to be.

Even like, fucking, obsidian. Obsidian is volcanic glass, it doesn’t form crystals at all, it is not a crystal

I’m not throwing any shade at people who are into crystals for like witchy reasons, but it really seems like if crystals are spiritually important to you, you should know what a crystal is...right...?

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“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever