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feral wild werewolf x very domestic werewolf

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What if you sent me your dirty little fantasies so I can fuck myself to them later?

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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

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need this so bad actually

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all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

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i like when my friends are nice to me and like me

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#SundaySermon

'Fake Christian' is the largest denomination in America.

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did you know? if you're well endowed in any way you have an obligation to let weird tgirls use you in any way they want. just flash them online and in person. show them your fat tits. let them hold yr fat cock. they need it today

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nonbinary transfem who exclusively uses it/its pronouns: I just think we should be able to discuss transmisogyny in the queer community and how tme people can benefit from their privilege over tma people

some tme asshole: omg that's such a binarist take, you're they're such a binary trans woman. dude.

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you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma

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thinking abt older brother who is in a rock band.

Older brother who’s the guitarist of the most hardcore and most badass rock band in town. He’s tall, muscular, tatted and pierced, and has long hair that flows down his head like a waterfall. He’s soooo confident, walking across stages his band performs at like he owns them.

He’s got major sex appeal, which makes him one of the most popular members. People throw themselves at him, expecting something in return like he’s some god; like a hookup or even a relationship. But he rejects their advances, and people question it. He’s so goddamn handsome, you would think a young guy like him would be eager to get out and about, sticking his dick into any willing hole; but what people don’t know is that he’s in a relationship his lil bro!

God, rockstar older brother is such a good boyfriend; always taking you on tour with him, giving you sneak peeks at his bands unreleased songs, free shows & VIP passes for you and your friends. He’s such a good guy! But all that free stuff comes with a cost; your hole and mouth whenever he wants!

If his lil bro wants a free band jacket, oh, blowjob on the tour bus in front of the other members! A free disc? Oh, a nasty make out session before the show starts! A free concert ticket? A rough pounding in the dressing room! Anything big? Well, let’s just say that older bros bandmates will be involved………

He’s sooo good at the guitar, strumming those things like it’s nobody’s business. When he plays, it’s like he’s hypnotized by some rock n roll god that lets him play those sick riffs and shit. But they have another use; his fingers slowly sliding inside his lil bros hole, allowing him to get used to the feeling before he plays his lil bro like a guitar; his lil bro doesn’t last 2 minutes with his older bros skilled fingers inside him.

auauughhh auauhgj auuhh&!&&+*×($,$(

guitarist older brother,,, making you suck him off in front of his bandmates is such a lovely thought brooo[!!!!!! a cocky bastard whos love for his little brother thats like no other,,, petting ur head while ur literally giving him head,,, praising you nd telling you that ur so gross for sucking his cock with an audience just teasing you like an older brother would!!

guitarist older brother saying only i get to use his holes,,, nd having to jerk off his bandmates while getting fucked out of ur mind!!! being made fun of for doing a sloppy job at tugging their cocks while ur trying ur absolute best,,,,!!!

guitarist older brother always showing off one way or another,,, serenading you, fingering his guitar just like he does to you,,, softer moments where he lets you play with his long hair and caressing his face before he's attacking you with affection nd making fun of you for being all soft n sweet on him,,,,

auaughh guitarist older brother's tongue down ur throat just b4 a show leaving you all mindless drunk on his spit n he makes fun of you nd afterwards making you ride him after hes done socializing auauughh !!!!

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happy holidays

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just saw somebody call portal 2 “accidentally”feminist… i don’t know man; i think you’re just bad at analysis. the main plot is pretty clearly about workplace sexism and women’s body autonomy