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Robots with human genitalia are lame but robots with inexplicable homestuck style tentacle cock are lamer

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playing mmo healer was better than therapy somehow

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i like that people can't fucking comprehend the idea of me being a trans man but try to be progressive by saying garbage like "oh a girl that uses he/him! break those gender norms ✨"

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puppy bowl but it’s just giving 30 extremely unathletic puppygirls a football and seeing what happens

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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if you call me “kiddo” i’m gonna think lustful thoughts about it. i’m not really sorry

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hey dont cry!! two girls who've just pulled away from kissing and theyre blushing and theres a line of spit between them ok?

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Let me get really drunk and handsy around you I’ll definitely stop when you tell me it’s too much and even then you’ll definitely be able to push me off if you have to haha

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oh what I wouldn't give to be touching a soft girl's tummy right now

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squishes myself up against my loves and friends in hopes our souls will entwine a bit further

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The Kiss (1882) by Eadweard Muybridge

Unearthed in 2011, this short video created by cinema pioneer Eadweard Muybridge of a kiss between two women is the first kiss ever in the history of moving image, predating Edison's "The Kiss" by over a decade.

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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today we are featuring the tummy <3

ko-fi

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what if they were just sluttin it up under that cloak? huh? how would we know?

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Pretty girls with stinky feet