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School doodles

Idk if you can tell but I think they're pretty neato

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE (confetti) (various cheering) ENJOY YOUR DAY SIR

“sir”? i can’t be aging that poorly now, c’mon.

thanks, though. you know, having you here makes this space less cursed.

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reviews at my prospective professional theater company i hope to get cast in this summer for money and experience

four stars - "good pizza for a great price" (...yeah i think they sell pizza there)

five stars - "it's a great place for hiking and seeing nature at its best" (ohyeah that's west virginia for ya baby)

two stars - "i would not recommend for children or people who are easily traumatized" (????????????)

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how i am going to pay for deltarune. perhAPs. maybe. maybe pershaps. smaps, maybaps, sklapms,fb,,

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. YOU'RE RIGHT

Transcript: hey so does anyone want to talk about the fact that the prophecy says that the three heros will appear after the roaring begins

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don't frighten them pokey you NYASTy boy

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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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POST JACKIE MIDDLETON

I LOVE THEM. from my book series the multiverse void they're the love of my LIFE

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if you like my posts you should always remember that i'm a guy sitting in math class shitposting while "learning" about matrices

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anybody else's teeth get the Urge when you think about biting sand dollars like they are fun little forbidden chips. also happens when i think about using tampon applicators to stir my evil tea

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frycooks never die

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it has been Once Again nearly a year since i drew the last one, 3+4 are Soon so i figured i should finally finish this before then

part one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

and this is eight !

if you ship scc together and/or k/ralsei go Away pleasies and thanks you 👍

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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my best friend looking outside at the howling wind reaching incredible speeds: "oh wow look outside"

me without missing a beat: "ellaaaaaa"

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God forbid a white neurodivergent gaybian nonbinary agender ginger minor with central heterochromia and they/it pronouns and injury-based disabilities and PTSD and ADHD and maybe autism and a follower base on tumblr catch A FUCKING VIBE

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Whatever. Go My Beatles