spxtern

[spxtern]

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

[spxtern]

The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar

[spxtern]

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

[spxtern]

does anyone want to do sidequests together

[spxtern]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[spxtern]

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

[spxtern]

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

[spxtern]

I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

[spxtern]

My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

[spxtern]

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[spxtern]

If you feel neutral on minty or spicy food (as in you don't mind it), consider that a positive and vote for the relevant "like" option.

–

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[spxtern]

[spxtern]

I gotta settle a debate between me and two of my siblings:

[spxtern]

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

[spxtern]

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not