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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

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what’s happening with santa

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you and your friend rushing to turn down the volume on these speakers in the computer room when Kelly in the “Shoes” video reached the bridge and started screaming FUCK YOU

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cant put up the unaffected front anymore. i cried all day today.

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I'm glad the internet exists to answer all my weird ass niche questions but all that seems to have done is driven me deeper down the hole of weirder, nicher questions

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"DNI: Standard DNI criteria" is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni's to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

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its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?

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Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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This is actually a baby reindeer

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He’s trying to catch them all