sprolliescantjump
Sprollies Can't Jump
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Mhari (she/her) || Trauma Center fanfic
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sprolliescantjump · 2 months ago
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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic
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sprolliescantjump · 2 months ago
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ao3: what do you do when i'm down? me: wait for you to come back online…
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sprolliescantjump · 2 months ago
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It always goes like this...
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sprolliescantjump · 3 months ago
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can't say enough positive things about the humble square bracket in a writing draft. [place name] [adjective] [description of x] you have saved me from staring at a poorly crafted sentence for hours more times than you could ever know,
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sprolliescantjump · 3 months ago
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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own
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sprolliescantjump · 3 months ago
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I'm back...kinda.
Burnout is a real bitch, as it turns out. I'm not fully recovered, not yet, but I'm working on it. The joys of untreated ADHD.
Hit me up with your best burnout tips.
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sprolliescantjump · 3 months ago
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There's an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.
A "playable state" would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.
I don't think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.
Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that's it. You can find it here. (https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en)
Even if you're not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don't care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for.
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sprolliescantjump · 5 months ago
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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
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sprolliescantjump · 5 months ago
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder if my dog knows how much I love him.
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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fic planning be like:
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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daydreaming about writing: 🥰😍🥹❤️😊🌺✨😘
the act of actually writing: 😭😰😵‍💫😭😰😭☹️😖
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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This is honestly wild. To be clear, it’s not that the candidate is *from* London, it’s that she’s based there.
Melanie Ward is Labour’s candidate for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath and she lives in London.
Labour’s candidate for Angus and Perthshire Glens, Elizabeth Carr-Ellis, is a councillor in Canterbury.
Their candidate for Caithness, Sutherland and Easter Ross, Eva Kestner, is a councillor 700 miles away in Lewisham.
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sprolliescantjump · 6 months ago
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The first painting of King Charles III has been revealed and it genuinely looks like the blood spilled throughout the British empire was used for it.
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