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daily affirmations:
i’ve gotta get out of here
this can’t be happening
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me when i go no contact for weeks on end without warning: reasonable right to be free
me when my friend doesn’t get back to me within 24 hours: i have been wronged and abandoned
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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end
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You just wrought a giggle from my body lol
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Additional comment from the submitter: ❝my friend who owns a cat says you can’t be a cat owner without getting scratched or bitten by the cat at least once. I don’t think she’s a “bad owner” just because her cat sometimes playfully bites and scratches her, obviously she’s never abused the cat (I strongly believe she loves and has never mistreated her pets), she does give him some discipline but still gets scratched and bitten from time to time (not all the time). So I think it’s just in cats’ nature (cats being cats)? But I’d love to hear other owners’ experiences since I obviously am not a cat expert.❞
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#one time our boy cat bit me bloody because i had my hand under the rug playing with him and he just bit through the rug#one time our girl cat climbed on my back (normal) and got super scared up there (bad)#and when i tried to move to a table to let her jump off she got even more scared (bad) (claws in my back)#oh yes and one time i was bit and scratched by a stray cat in thailand#still have the scars on my palm 5 years later#but no rabies! concerning how many rabies 'scares' ive had
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#im so strong of willpower#sometimes i walk around stores and see something i dont need#and then i look at it and think of all the fun things i could do with that thing#admire its shine admire its sparkle#think wow this is so neat#and then walk away because i dont need it#rare gift apparently
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Pooping at someone’s house first visit is a little crazy sorry ok I guess I’m not woke
#obviously its allowed and if you gotta go you gotta go#but if it were me i would try my hardest to avoid it#but im also sitting in a glass house here
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i want to lock him in my basement [gets scared about the optics ] with his permission,
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doxxing yourself is such a relative thing cus there are people who like dont wanna tell anyone that they're from Virginia or wherever but I'll have mutuals who have no issue saying they're from Ireland and Ireland is like WAY smaller than Virginia. like I could probably find you with a bicycle and some effort
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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny
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