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when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

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if miguel introduced johnny to snap

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can opener: leg opener:

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sugardaddy!barry

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I wonder if he thinks I’m still pretty

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i literally lost them yesterday

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autumn is coming soon, so life will be like this

stop copying my fucking posts

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put me in a room with rodrick heffley and sam monroe and watch how fast that bitch explode

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how i look logging on to a feed crammed with challengers smut and charlie swan imagines

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take me back to the first time i watched greenhouse academy

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ok so i figured out the greenhouse academy timeline on this rewatch and it is wild.

season 1/2: a total of 4 months!-alex and hayley get into the greenhouse 8 months after their mom “dies” then when hayley finds her alive (aka the season 2 finale) she says its been around a year

season 3: 4 weeks! (plus one month after season 2: daniel says that its been one month since marcus was arrested at the start of the season)-louis says his tech conference is 6 weeks away when he leaves and then at the start of season 4 brooke says its 2 weeks away

season 4: 2 weeks!-at the start of season 4 brooke says the tech conference is 2 weeks away and the conference is the main setting of the finale

so all in all the 4 season 2017-2020 show takes place over 6 and 1/2 months. it is the wildest/most traumatizing time of these kids lives and it’s not even a full year.

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so whats crazy is that in this picture im actually giving him the best head of his life

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#TEAMJACOB🤭🤭

Now yall can't tell me this man ain't fine he's so scrumptious I may lose my mind he's my bbygirl werewolf😍😍 ngl him with long hair hits so fucking hard but like him with short hair could do things to me😋😝 fuck Bella I'm so much better for you jacob like cmon we all know I would do you right, the second you say you want me I'm pouncing on you I will grow old with you I swear🙏

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thought this was funny🥹😭

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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together