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i want to say that if lgbtq+ literature gets outlawed someone's gonna be posting a bunch of heterosexual stuff in the ao3 original works in a setting where marine life replaced humans, and some of it might look similar to some of the gross and icky stuff that same person made before the ban but that's coincidental, the person came up with the plots and the words and the characters again except some of the characters are guys now despite the fact that they act and look the exact same way.

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All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

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I remember when my dad got mad at me because I went upstairs to get something, but I got distracted.

I went upstairs to get something, but my computer was on and I played a video and got distracted by that. My dad then got mad at me and said that I lied to him about needing to get something and I was grounded from video games for a while.

There was also this time when I was skimming my brothers pool, and was shaking the skimmer up and down really high, and my brother told me to stop throwing the leaves into the neighbors yard and to stop being lazy. I wasn't. He and my dad got mad at me. I tried to tell my dad later that I wasn't throwing the leaves in the other yard, but he said that I was being lazy.

There was this other time when I was really young and playing flag football. I was doing really well and grabbing the other teams flag. At a break, my dad told me something about not going into a box of some kind when the ref was counting. I don't fully remember. I took that as "I couldn't move or grab the flag until a certain count." I then missed the flag a bunch of times. I talked to my dad about it once, and he said that it wasn't that I didn't understand, it was that I didn't listen.

You didn't listen

I hate that. I hate that sentence. Because I know its wrong. If I wasn't listening, then I wouldn't know it j. The first place. I did listen. I did, evident by the fact that I remember it. I didn't understand. I did listen, but I just didn't get it. I didn't understand.

I remember when my dad was yelling and getting really mad at me for not being able to pronounce a word right. I was really little. I was crying and shaking. My mom was there eventually. I don't remember what happened or if ingot through the book. But all I remember is the feeling. My dad yelling at me. I think he called me stupid. I don't remember.

I remember the time when I had a marching band event the next day, and my dad and I planned to get breakfast before it. That night, i wasn't fully ready yet, and my dad came up and yelled at me for not being ready, and something about me not caring and wanting to do this thing. As he was yelling at me, I started to feel really dizzy and started seeing colors. I went past him and into the bathroom and hunched over the toilet. He followed me and asked "whats wrong with you?" And I said I felt like I was going to throw up. After I felt fine, he apologized and started crying. I can't fully remember what about, but it was something about how he dosent like that he gets angry or something like that. I remember hugging him. But I don't think I felt anything. I felt kind of numb at that moment.

They're better now. My dad gets less mad, and my mom is more open. My sister still teases, but the remnants are still there. Those prices of how they treated me are still there.

My family jokes about me being the emotional backbone. I see why. It's because I take all of their emotions. I take all the anger, sadness, everything. I take all of the pressure. And then I comfort them. That's what I was born for to them. I've been conditioned to do any physical labor because I'm the youngest, to be the obedient little fuck that does everything he's told. My parents why I don't voice my needs. Why I don't tell them what I want or need, why I don't seem to think for myself, thar I always take minutes to think about what I want. It's because of them. Because they conditioned me to be like this. My dad shut me down for voicing my opinion, punished me when I did something wrong. My mom indoctrinated me into Christianity. My brother and sister were assholes to me. They cared for me, but I was the annoying little brother to them. I'm not the emotional backbone of the family. I'm the emotional punching bag.

I think I want to go no contact with them.

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taco

yes

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love language

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One thing I've realized in trying to heal myself and overcome the Christian guilt is learning that it's ok to jerk off. It's healthy to do that.

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why are humans naked little skin beasts. i want fur

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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Get weirder. Get hornier. Get kinkier. Get more bisexual. Get more autistic. Get more nonbinary.

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WOKE RADICAL LIBERAL CZAR KAMALA HARRIS is STEALING ILLEGALS PENISES and SWAPPING them with VAGINAS!!! Stop this MADNESS and tell BOARDER CZAR KAMALA to STOP STEALING PENISES

WOKE BORDER CZAR KAMALA is bussing THOUSANDS of ILLEGALS into this country every day to get SEX CHANGES. SAD! When I'm president, that number will change to MILLIONS.

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look this scene is out of sequence and wouldn't happen until after a few dates but I just had a really cute thought okay

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using the Transformers splatfest from 2015 as an excuse to draw Bomber & Callie watching peak (Transformers One)

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This is a belly appreciation post. Here at Spoots-rbs, we love ALL kinds of belly. Big and small, fat and flat, guy, girl, and non-binary! If it's a belly, and consent has been given, my face is pressed against it

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I think i need Molly to spontaneously appear laying on my bed and just say "hey" and then fuck me till I cant think straight