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Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

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“country girls make do” has become the most chilling set of four words in the English language

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um

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Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

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i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

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A pure and good Eggboi has a scritch

Sound on for scritchin soundtrack

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*me at 176 years old*

“ Y'all just wait on my glo”

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Me when I’m in the gardening tool section of a store and can’t find an employee to assist me:

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a little dark, michaels, but i’m with ya