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If you don’t toot when your passing through a room your mom is in and say absolutely nothing and wait for the: “oh my goodness! What’s that smell!” do you really love her?

Me in the room over:

I relies that’s a lot to progress and I do formally apologize… anyhoo cary on 

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Why is frog fighting fascinating? 

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I did not realize Mother Mother made a hayloft II

10/10 recommend

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I love it when my friends make/draw me random things…

I’m like a little goblin and I keep them all in random places to find again later

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We do not deserve dogs. Sobbing in the grass? No problem! They will come lick the tears off and sit with you!

Thank you for coming to my dog appreciation moment



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I don’t eat my heart out if I munch the crunch water…

And why not?

Crunchy water makes me happy

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Crunchy water makes me happy

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Guess who just impulsively ate a clover flower?

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My friend was showing off his sports car and I told him his car sounded like it drinks seltzer beer and I have never seen someone so upset yet understanding at the same time

*My friend* ⬇️

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Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

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What do you call a pessimistic pelican?

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Oh I see what you did there 😏

Hey, Hey, Hey @my-ducks-arent-in-a-row

What’s the name of a geologist favorite prostitute?

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calling you out (affectionate)

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I love how with friends you can go from talking about school to relationship tea to yelling about cookies to talking about delicious alternatives for common foods within an hour all while simultaneously having a seperate conversation about how we miss eachother and want to cuddle and watch Disney movies

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If that does not summarize you as a human bean idk what does. (Yes I mean bean)

I can't decide whether my crowning achievement is winning a game of Cards Against Humanity against a bunch of drunk librarians or the fact that I make my grandma's chicken pot pie better than she does

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*when you had planned to be home alone and eat a whole batch of cookies but you wake up and your moms still home*