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"Danny and Damian are twins AU" with a sprinkle of "Danny has amnesia of his time with the League" and a shake of "Dani and Dan in a clone body act like Danny's siblings" to make:

Vlad invites the Fenton children to a gala in Gotham and is paying them each to make him look like a good godfather ("But you're not" Danny protests, to which Vlad responds, "Yes, but they don't care, Daniel, people only bring children to these events to show off and then shove them back wherever they came from for the rest of the year. Just don't embarrass me and no one will care.")

Damian recognizes Danny as his (probably dead) twin brother and approaches, only for Danny to not recognize him leading to:

Danny: It's nice to meet you! I'm Danny Fenton, and this is my twin brother, Damian. Dan, who does NOT have amnesia and hates Damian, but chose his name as his offical name just to mess with him: >:D

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Having to pee into a cup when you have a vagina is so fucking annoying. It's like, where is the pee going to come out this time? And you're always wrong

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Funniest thing that ever happened in my family was when my aunt, who has always been kind of creepy-stalker-levels obsessed with the idea of my cousin "finally settling down with a nice girl," came skipping to the rest of the family like "OOH i went over to X's apartment and there were crumbs on BOTH sides of the table! TWO sets of dishes in the sink!! and get this - A TUBE OF LIPSTICK in the bathroom!!!! There's DEFINITELY been a girl over 😌" and we were all like "fucking calm down, Sherlock"

Anyway. Turns out my aunt was right, in a way. My cousin does indeed have a girlfriend, but the lipstick isn't hers bc she's not that into makeup. The lipstick in fact belonged to my cousin, who's a trans girl. PSYCHE!!!

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legend 🙌

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three different people on my post about installing a trashcan outside my house have now complained that people SHOULD be holding onto their trash instead of just tossing it in random people's yards ("it's not that hard!"). like... good for you; do you want a fucking prize? we could engrave a nice little "congratulations on missing the point!" placard for it and everything.

meanwhile, my yard continues to not have beer bottles in it anymore.

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I Will Not Apologize

Happy Pride, ya'll.

$3 download (includes version where you can color in your own Pride flag. Limited restrictions, mostly don't be a fascist or major company: https://ko-fi.com/s/ac6c284e8c

Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/

Shirts: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/mens/t-shirt/regular

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i love this shit i need more examples

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I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

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I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

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Ways people draw elf ears:

Slightly pointy

Very pointy

Triangles

Stitch ears

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????