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i Rly like mermaids .

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they met kristin !!

im making this an au hahah

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Bless be this Origins Fanfic on twitter for giving us the content we need

Fic by @/thepIanetmarz on twitter, giving us Goth She/Her Ranboo, embarrassed Sneeg, & traumatized Charlie

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what’s happening with santa

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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

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I want to say stanley is cute but I don’t want people to think I like him like that. He’s cute to me in a pet hamster kinda way. like I just want to squeeze him to death

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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers

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Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

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“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!” hits you with a rock

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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

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Grassland in the Clouds by Nikolay Yarmolinsky

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c!tommy doodles from various sources, i still like his character a lot

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Seeing as today is his birthday, Take a couple Blades for the road :)