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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

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Happy Anniversary To Meeeeeee🎉🎉🥳💃🏻

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

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my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

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I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

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