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"Camels speak but I can't understand" Marjolein bestie I'd be a bit concerned if you could understand

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We don't talk enough about the implications of the annual Thanksgiving presidential turkey pardon

The thing that the turkey is getting pardoned /from/ is being Thanksgiving dinner, the thing the turkey is being pardoned for is a mystery. What are turkeys' crime that gives them the death penalty unless pardoned mr president? Is being a turkey an inherent crime? They were nearly the national bird!

Also, after a turkey attacked a president during the pardon ceremony, the turkeys that will be pardoned in the future are bred and raised to be docile and calm in front of large crowds and next to the potus, indicating that birds can be artificially selected to be genetically capable of being legally freed from their original sin of being born a turkey

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People who think they're being progressive in advocating for total hijab bans in response to harsh and repressive forced veiling laws in countries like Iran and Afghanistan can't seem to understand that forcing hijab and banning hijab are two sides of the same oppressive coin - patriarchal systems infantilising women, deciding they know what's best for them and taking away their right to make their OWN CHOICES.

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I hate when people are like “as a child of divorced parents, divorce is terrible 🥺” as the child of divorced parents who had a contentious and toxic divorce, divorce is awesome, it’s vital and liberating

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Do you have a favorite saint? :)

Hard to choose one. I like Saint Brendan the Navigator. He gave communion to a mermaid.

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doodle enough random scenes i could make a whole comic

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they were born to have a frankenstein ghost au come on

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The start Sadly can't have ghost fun without dying 😢 RIP Stanley

2 seconds before

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Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

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he's like a faulty lightbulb

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Girl, hate tell you this, but that’s a grown ass triangle

This comic was taken from a scene in @ckret2 's fanfic where the axolotl stumbles upon the aftermath of the Euclidean massacre. Their writing is the most striking and beautiful thing I have ever laid my eyes upon, so go read it now. That’s a command. Here’s the link to the first chapter:

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i love twitter warfare

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bill gets reincarnated!

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i should be allowed to kill people like actually genuinely. what the fuck