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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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Everyone rightly talks a lot about the queer coding going on with Scream 1 killers but also like …. Sidney Prescott, man. That is NOT someone who in to men lol.
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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Now if she does it like this will you do it like that now if she touches like this will you touch her right back now if she moves like this will you move like that come on
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"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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“you’re a writer, right?”
me, staring at the one sentence i’ve managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory.
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i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals
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People: “it’s still only Jul-
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can they change the temperature outside to something else
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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