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He smol

World’s Smallest Cat: Rusty Spotted Cat |  “He may look like a kitten, he’d still fit in the palm of your hand - but this little male is very nearly fully grown. [..] What he lacks in size… he makes up for in daring.”

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she screm

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Catakana

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I’m alive motherfuckers

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Merry Christmas my dudes

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That feel when you started growing like wild during puberty and were tallest in the class but now you are 18 and you are still the same height as at 13 and you feel fucking small

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why shane madej is the most relatable person

messy hair don’t care

periodic dissociation

will eat anything, as long as it’s meat and will not kill him

constantly lurking

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yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

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me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

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My mom: And remeber to follow your dreams. Don’t live a life that other people expect you to live - this is a path to be surely unhappy. Be free and chase fullfilment.

Me: hey mom can I wear a suit to studniówka?

My mom: but yoU’RE A GIRL !!!111 so embarassing!!!

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Oh crap I have 51 followers now

im famous

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Reblog so your followers can kiss the lizard too

every note on this post is 1 kiss 4 my lizard

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i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

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if you don’t think the moon is flat you aren’t woke

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“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

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sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T