spooky-spaghettii
spooky-spaghettii
If I was an eggplant I'd give you my nutrients
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I draw, on occasion. Been here since forever, but I might've followed you through twitter: @maviiice
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If anyone needs a safe place to bathe I know a place.
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spooky-spaghettii · 6 minutes ago
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tbh i love looking at post history of random strangers on reddit. Like you're a professional mechanic who collects old coins and has a small shrine dedicated to sailor moon? You're a hobby equestrian from Missouri who's really invested in the stock prices of beanie babies and has a startling amount of knowledge around cooking indian food? You're a firefighter dispensing advice to younger firefighters but also cannot stay off the femdom cuck roleplay threads for more than a day? We all contain multitudes.
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Musk is a 'no free speech' absolutist.
King Snowflake, projector of fragility.
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spooky-spaghettii · 8 minutes ago
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help..
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spooky-spaghettii · 8 hours ago
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Being funny is probably the most fuckable attribute
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spooky-spaghettii · 8 hours ago
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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny
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spooky-spaghettii · 8 hours ago
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yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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spooky-spaghettii · 8 hours ago
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Need this as my ringtone
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I like your blog
thank yiou I like your dark sunglasses and your stoic appearance is so mysterious and might I say handsome
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