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“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”
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you’re not in the friend zone because you’re too nice, you’re in the friend zone because they’re too nice.
instead of just telling you that you’re an ugly fuck, they went through the trouble of creating some sort of pocket dimension that doesn’t exist to spare your bloated ego even though you most likely don’t deserve that since you’re selfishly trying to get your dick wet under the guise of friendship and kindness anyway.
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At a Job Interview
Interviewer: it says here on your résumé that you, and I quote, "knocked a bitch out cold". WOW! That's perfect for Gap Kids!! When can you start?!
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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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