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whatever happens never forget that this cover exists
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POV: you’re a normal citizen and when you log onto Twitter you see this trending
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pov you are tommyinnit
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“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
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if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no
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My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed
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This is the only valid Minecraft pranking protocol I will be excepting now, everyone else can go home
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total opposites
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Not every Lion has a mane and sometimes a lioness does
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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GO TO SLEEP FOR THE PAST HOUR AND A HALF BUT THIS GAVE ME SO MUCH DOPAMINE
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5 years exactly since i made the stupidest image online
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mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings
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