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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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“If you want to cry, just cry. It’s pretty dark in here, and my eyesight isn’t all that good anyway…but even if I can’t see, I can hear your tears falling. That’s one thing I can’t ignore”🩵🥹

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Cat activation sound

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“All moans of pleasure, which can be problematic as they can sometimes be associated with pain or discomfort, will be replaced with enthusiastic yippees to keep the tone consensual” -CaitVi kinktober account probably

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The best bed

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That was the low battery notification

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the world's most beloved boy

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i guess nanook heard her or smth

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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"All shall bid farewell to one, and that person alone will witness the miracle"

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It's time to raise your own Savior!

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I am absolutely not normal about Phainon and Sylus...

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My sweetheart, my love, my love, my love—

19 August 1925 Letters to Véra by Vladimir Nabokov

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Fun fact: you can avoid midlife crisis by literally simply just skipping it. Straight-up just skip being middle-aged. Once I turned 30 and aged out of the "young adult" bracket, I skipped straight into being a weird little old man. Record youngest bizarre old geezer in generations. Now if I'm lucky and play my cards right, I've got like 80 or 90 years of being a weird lttle old man left in me. If I manage to do a hundred, I'm going to start telling people that the secret to living to 130 is that I ate an entire pine cone every single day.

That, or that I can't die because heaven isn't taking me and the devil owes me money so he's avoiding me.

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