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Are you fed

Yeah on delusion probably

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Hey guys, I wasn’t actually killed by the fish with chemicals, sorry to disappoint :3

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Accidentally ate fish with chemicals

It only made my nose tingle but I thought it was normal

It’s not fine and it I die this week, know it’s was this fish

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Give me some clumsy characters but not in the way like “oops I knocked something over! How clumsy of me”

Instead consider, “I’ve been bumping into furniture corners and it’s only 7 in the morning but it doesn’t hurt as much as it should because I’m used to this”

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“Oh no”

If someone says that while reading a fanfic, that’s how you know it’s good

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May I have your attention please,

Pengy.

That is all.

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No other experience is quite like going to an amusement park 2~3 hours away and your friend saying that she wants to be pissed on by a stone gargoyle

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Ain’t nothing like being an artist

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What a great day. Nearly fell down the stairs

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Something about real life people knowing my account on Twitter makes me uncomfortable

I’m going to chase you away, gay detective

I will learn to render knees

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I will be putting my men in heels. There is nothing that can stop me

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Crap I can’t do stuff without having to risk explaining it

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Ever heard of a lesbian tornado?

Now you did :)

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Weird US Laws! Part 5

It is illegal to wear a fake mustache which causes laughter in a church.

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post a random image in ur gallery that i havent seen yet

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I absolutely detest influencer and celebrity drama channels like they are so anti-climatic it’s ridiculous

“oh she looked mad” “oh he said that”

MY DEAR, THIS IS BORING I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TEA CHANNEL I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING

I COULD WATCH TWO ALASKANS TRYING TO MEET UP AND BE LESS BORED BY THEM